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Alien puns in 2024

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.

The moon dropped his fork and stopped feasting
– because it was already full.

Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers.
They’re always raising the steaks.

How do you put baby alien to sleep ?
– You rocket !

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet ?
– The looked at the reviews…..only 1 star

Why haven’t aliens visited us yet?
– They saw the rating- only one star.

What is an alien’s favourite show?
– “How I meteor mother”

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
– They checked the reviews……………. only one star.

The student alien could not understand a thing about the lecture on Halley’s comet. It went completely over his head.

When the astronaut accidentally collided with the moon, he Apollo-gized.

When an astronaut needs a haircut on the moon, eclipse it.

An alien Santa Claus usually rides a U-F-Ho-Ho-Ho.

An alien is strange.
A random person is stranger.

According to official NASA documents they have Aliens on the ISS.
They also have Alien, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection – all on DVD.

When I first when to the space museum, it was out of this world.

When an alien phone connection is faulty, he shouts, “I can’t hear you, I am Neptune-ing you out!”

I have an unhealthy addiction to space jokes,
– but I believe that someday I will over-comet.

The sun did not need to go to college
– because it already has a million degrees.

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