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Alien puns in 2025

How do you put baby alien to sleep ?
– You rocket !

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet ?
– The looked at the reviews…..only 1 star

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.

The moon dropped his fork and stopped feasting
– because it was already full.

Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers.
They’re always raising the steaks.

We may as well have aliens attacking this year. WHO knows?
– Trump joke.

In space, you can keep your pants secured to your waist with an asteroid belt.

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
– They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star

After the Big Bang, the hipster aliens said that Space was cool before it mattered.

What do you call an Alien with no eye?
– Alen.

They found an alien deep underground
It was inside this world!

Jupiter was very closed up
– because she was battling her personal de-moons.

An alien’s favorite place to visit on Earth is the planetarium.

Astronauts and aliens listen to Nep-tunes on the radio.

An astronaut’s favorite sweet treat is a Milky Way.

The little alien wanted to have a space-themed party for his birthday,
– but sadly there was no one to planet.

What do you call a melodramatic space alien?
– An An-drama-da Queen.

The stars that wear glasses are the movie stars.

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