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Alien puns 👽🛸 in 2023

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.

The moon dropped his fork and stopped feasting
– because it was already full.

Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers.
They’re always raising the steaks.

How do you put baby alien to sleep ?
– You rocket !

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet ?
– The looked at the reviews…..only 1 star

What do you call a melodramatic space alien?
– An An-drama-da Queen.

The stars that wear glasses are the movie stars.

When aliens show affection towards their wives, they say “I’ve over the moon for you. I love you to the moon and back.”

When Einstein released his theory about space, it was about time!

Life on Earth is very expensive because it includes a free trip around the sun every year.

Why don’t aliens visit our solar system?
– They looked at the reviews, only one star

If you want to make baby aliens sleep, just rocket.

What did the aliens say when they came down to earth?
Gday mate, how you goin?
– Turns out they were Australiens

What’s the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?
– ET&T

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
– When they checked the reviews it only had 1 star.

When I was reading the book on anti-gravity, I could not put it down.

It is rare to get proper cell reception in outer space
– because it is 0-G.

Why haven’t the aliens visited earth yet?
– They read the reviews… only one star

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