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Paper puns in 2024

How does toilet paper feel at the end of a long week?
– It feels really wiped.

What did the sad paperclip say to his friend?
– I’m barely holding myself together.

The new movie on graph papers is a disappointment.
The plot is very much predictable and the special f(x) isn’t that great either.

Never trust math teachers who use graph paper.
– They’re definitely plotting something.

How can a cardboard gun be reloaded?
– With paper clips.

There is a similarity between the local newspapers and my blood. Both consist of type O.

I am starting to write a book about an x-axis and y-axis on a piece of graph paper.
– But I can’t figure out what the plot is going to be.

Wanna hear a joke about paper?
– Never mind—it’s tearable.”

Why isn’t there any more brown envelopes in the mail anymore?
– Because apparently, the white ones get through the system faster.

There was an unexpected wiggle on the graph paper.
– I think this is what you can call a plot twist.

The paper got tense
– because a student was about to solve some grammar quizzes on it.

A pirate wearing a paper towel on his head walks into a bar. The bartender asks “What’s with the paper towel?”
– The pirate says “Arrr matey, I have a bounty on me head!”

Why couldn’t the toilet paper win the race?
– Because it was wiped out.

What kind of paper do animals hate?
– Parchment paper.

I am trying to design some piece of paper.
I hope I get an A4 for my efforts.

I wrote down the names of all the people I hate, but my roommate used the paper to roll up his joint.
– Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to see again.

Why is it more profitable to buy cardboard boxes online?
– You always get an extra one.

The electrician reads the newspaper all the time. I guess he just likes to stay current.

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