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Paper puns ๐Ÿ“œ in 2022

What happens after you use a good quality toilet paper?
– You Sparkle.

My younger brother is like a newspaper.
He has new issues every day.

I saw ten tiny ants in my room on a cold night. I made them a house made of cardboards.
So I guess I am their landlords and they are my ten-ants.

I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger where the toilet paper was
– He said โ€œAisle B, back.โ€

Why did the origami company shut down?
– The company was paperless.

The dinosaurs newspaper had to shut down.
Apparently, their ratings were getting killed by the social meteor.

I drew a landscape on a piece of paper but didn’t like it.
I am confused if I should throw the paper or I should Shred-it.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
– He got stuck in a crack.

Why was the toilet paper unstoppable?
– Because it was on a roll.

Who scares a paper the most?
– A Scissor.

I watched a movie that is about a lone piece of graph paper.
It was fine but I felt the plot was scattered.

A really spicy paper is called black pepper.

What can you call the increasing price of toilet paper?
– A rip-off.

A newspaper company was about to go out of business.
– It was de-pressed.

I prefer writing on pages that have margins.
– Blank pages are where I have to draw the line.

We were so poor that all we had for toilet paper was a calendar…
– Now those days are behind me.

What did a piece of paper say to a binder?
– I love you a hole punch.

Due to the pandemic, we ran out of toilet papers and had to use newspaper. The Times are tough.

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