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Kitchen puns in 2024

One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. Think it’s the Chopin board.

I lost my job at the salvation army soup kitchen last night.
All I said was hurry up some of us have homes to go to…

Penne for your thoughts.

I saw 10 ants in my kitchen this morning
… I guess I must be their landlord and they my tenants.

Harry Potter found it extremely difficult to differentiate between a cooking utensil and his best friend because they are both cauldron!

Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant He’s calling it Wok of Life

Everyone should always cook egg dishes to egg-spand their horizon!

It’s a gravy situation.

Why did the female chef win the cook-off?
– Because cheese grater!

I wanted to cook mushrooms at a cooking competition, but it was a one-off chance. There was not mushroom for error!

Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don’t worry, it’s not a big dill. My wife while looking at me: -.-

A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno…”
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk…

A guy in our area was arrested last week for stealing cooking utensils. He still thinks it was a whisk worth taking!

A favorite gun for any chef is a-salt-rifle!

Wren kitchens have just been closed down by the police
Apparently it was a big counter fitting operation

A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where there was a brother frying chips.
“Are you the friar?” he asked.

The brother replied, “No, I’m the chip monk”.

My son told me he can drink a whole glass a whiskey straight. Personally, I think it’s neat.

The police inquired about the accident in the kitchen, and the pastry chef said it happened right in front of his berry eyes!

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