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Kitchen puns in 2024

I got tired of fighting straw… So I hit the hay.

What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
– Ape-rons.

I’m very grapeful for you.

I robbed a kitchen utensils shop last night…
To make it big, you gotta take some whisks.

My sister got extremely angry when she found that I was stir-frying our dog. I don’t understand why. She told me to take it on a wok!

The only way you can tell that the pasta you are preparing is done is if you have a good skill of Al-dente-fication!

In a 3600-year-old cooking pot, you can only find Ancient Greece!

We better hurry up. I think we’re running out of thyme.

Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced? It had grater plans.

My wife experiences occasional trouble cooking, but that’s not an issue for me at all. I bae-leaf in her!

I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips…
‘Are you the friar? ‘ I asked him.

‘No, I am the chip monk’ he replied.

Edit : Holy crap ! More than 1K updoots for a silly joke ? Thanks guys ! I am not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.

My mom was working in the kitchen, and she accidentally broke some tiles
And my dad said, “I told you that method would be fewtile”

The fruit took leave from work as he wasn’t peeling fine!

A religious chef is a man of the broth!

I stole a mixer from the kitchen in work today
It was a whisk i was willing to take

If you’re Russian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
– European

They’ve started a collection to open a pool near me. I gave them a glass of water

Once, an old chef taught others to use mint in their dishes to make them taste more exciting. He always gave them sage advice!

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