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Kitchen puns 🍽️👩‍🍳 in 2022

They’ve started a collection to open a pool near me. I gave them a glass of water

Once, an old chef taught others to use mint in their dishes to make them taste more exciting. He always gave them sage advice!

I’ve never had an eggs benedict at a restaurant as good as the one I can make in my own kitchen.
There’s no place like home for the hollandaise.

Did you hear about the Italian chef that slipped in the kitchen?
– Yeah, he pasta away.

The two lemon couples went to the Bahamas to celebrate Valen-limes day!

If you’re Russian in the kitchen what are you in the bathroom?
– European

Chop it like it’s hot.

A kitchen sink that treats you right?
That’s a Farrah Fawcett.

One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. Think it’s the Chopin board.

I lost my job at the salvation army soup kitchen last night.
All I said was hurry up some of us have homes to go to…

Penne for your thoughts.

I saw 10 ants in my kitchen this morning
… I guess I must be their landlord and they my tenants.

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