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Plant puns in 2024

Aloe you vera much.

How do succulents confess their feelings?
-Aloe you vera much!

Long thyme no see.

Your good weed for the day

How do plants practice self-care?
-They try to weed out unnecessary drama!

I’m kind of a big dill.

Hope your birthday is on point.

In the eyes of the lawn

Chive loved you for so long.

All dressed up and nowhere to grow

I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.

Why was the gardener so embarrassed?
-He wet his plants!

Good chives only.

Just the thicket

Why do plants go to therapy?
-To get to the root of their problems!

It’s party thyme.

Pretty fly for a cacti.

All clover the world

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