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Plant puns ☘️ in 2023

Aloe you vera much.

Do you have the thyme?
– I need to get somewhere around tree o’clock.

I’ll never desert you.

Soil of the century

Uno moss.

Your good seed for the day

what’s small, red and whispers?
– A hoarse radish.

You grow girl!

I’m glad I pricked you.

Never a dill moment

Chive never met anyone quite like you.

You’re stuck with me.

Trowel and error

Pot it like it’s hot.

Eat, drink and be rosemary

Why doesn’t Elton John like lettuce?
-He’s more of a Rocket Man.

You’re my bam-boo.

We make a prickly pear.

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