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Rock puns in 2024

Why did the tectonic plates break up?
-It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.

Rock was magma before it was cool.

Oh, you were looking for rock jokes?
-Let’s see what we can dig up.

So let’s start with a clean slate!

I’ve hit rock bottom

Be patient with geologists
-they all have their faults.

Rock on.

 I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure all the other pebble reading these pun sare probably cracking up by now.

I want to make an impact on the world
– I do things for the crater good of humanity.

I really hate rock puns.
-My sediment exactly!

What really got the entire village angry was how the thugs killed the friendly miner in coaled blood.

The miner got sick of his job because it was just boring.

The volcanic rock deserves respect because it was magma before it was even cool.

They rocked back and forth slowly.

My rock collection has so much sedimental value.

Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
-Because it was on shale.

How did the geologist get so damn good at the dance floor?
-They got Tekken

A geologist’s favorite restaurant is the Hard Rock Cafe.

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