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Dentist puns 🦷👩‍⚕️ in 2023

All the dentists and the TSA have one thing in common. It’s the cavity checks.

Depression in dentists is a serious dental illness.

Do dentists of foreign extraction pull teeth rootinely?

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

My dentist has an obsession with different kinds of dinosaurs. But his favorite kind is the Flossiraptor.

I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.

Dentists have the same old grind day after day.

We went to the zoo the other day and saw a bear that had no teeth. My sister and I called it the gummy bear.

My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?” I told him I drink it.

A dentist and manicurist fought tooth and nail.

Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.

The other day I left a comb of mine at the dentist’s place. I guess now it’s become a fine-toothed comb.

Dentists aren’t easily offended, they always manage to brush it off!

A dentist has to tell a patient the whole tooth.

What did I get for being the best dentist?
– A little plaque

When I went to my dentist, she asked me whether I had any sensitive toothpaste at home. I said I didn’t know because my toothpaste and I don’t really talk about our feelings with each other.

I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.

A dentist with a toothache could have a bad impact on his patients.

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