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Dentist puns 🦷👩‍⚕️ in 2023

Once, I was living with a marching band member and I noticed that she used to brush her teeth with a tuba toothpaste.

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room? I’ll fill you in when I get back.

I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear

My dentist always frees his schedule on his favorite time of day. When I wanted to know the time, he said it was tooth-hurty.

Dentists make the best witnesses because they always tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

The dentist’s alibi was full of holes, so the police performed a cavity search.

Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal

A guru went to the dentist one day but refused any painkillers. It’s probably because he rather wished to transcend dental medication.

Don’t argue with a dentist, they’ll start getting mouthy!

An orthodontist was found dead, killed with a hatchet. However, no one was arrested as the death was declared axe-idental.

I took my brother to the dentist the other day. When the dentist asked him what type of filling he wanted, he just told the doctor, “Chocolate”.

Which teeth do you need to brush? The ones you want to keep.

Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: “You have a hole in one.”

The dentist once told me that my teeth are like some string of pearls. He said it’s because each one of them has one hole through it.

Dental graduation certificates are always printed on a plaque.

A dentist gets on everybody’s nerves.

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