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Dentist puns in 2024

We went to the zoo the other day and saw a bear that had no teeth. My sister and I called it the gummy bear.

My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?” I told him I drink it.

A dentist and manicurist fought tooth and nail.

Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.

The other day I left a comb of mine at the dentist’s place. I guess now it’s become a fine-toothed comb.

Dentists aren’t easily offended, they always manage to brush it off!

A dentist has to tell a patient the whole tooth.

What did I get for being the best dentist?
– A little plaque

When I went to my dentist, she asked me whether I had any sensitive toothpaste at home. I said I didn’t know because my toothpaste and I don’t really talk about our feelings with each other.

I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.

A dentist with a toothache could have a bad impact on his patients.

A computer went to the dentist one day. He was a little nervous but the doctor consoled him by saying, “don’t worry, it won’t hurt a byte”.

My dentist has a TV in the exam room. I go there to Netflix and drill.

Dentists have their own flossify on how to keep teeth clean.

Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back

My dentist said that he had two ways of knocking me out before starting his work. He could do it with some gas, or he would have to use some big metallic rock. I just told him, “Ether/ore”.

‘May the floss be with you!’ – Lick Skytalker

Dentists on death fill their last cavity.

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