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Dentist puns in 2025

The dentist once told me that my teeth are like some string of pearls. He said it’s because each one of them has one hole through it.

Dental graduation certificates are always printed on a plaque.

A dentist gets on everybody’s nerves.

Q: Where does the dentist get his gas?
A: At the filling station

The other day I needed some x-rays when I went to the dentist’s place. My dentist kept calling them tooth-pics.

What’s the worst time to book a dentist appointment?
– Two-Thirty (Tooth hurty!)

Is an uninfected tooth in a pre-carious state?

If a kid has 25 candy bars and they eat 22 of them, what do they have? Cavities.

My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!

One day a golfer went to the dentist. The dentist checked on her and said “Well miss, you seem to have a hole in one”.

I once heard about a dentist who planted a big garden. A few weeks later he was seen to be picking his teeth.

Never stop a dentist that’s running – they might be in a brush!

A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.

Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

The dentist couldn’t ask his secretary if she wanted to go out to get some dinner. Probably because he had already been taking out a tooth.

Beware if a dentist asks for a hefty retainer, they might not be talking about a mouthguard!

The dentist’s favorite shopping center is ‘The Gap’.

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