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Dentist puns in 2024

A guru went to the dentist one day but refused any painkillers. It’s probably because he rather wished to transcend dental medication.

Don’t argue with a dentist, they’ll start getting mouthy!

An orthodontist was found dead, killed with a hatchet. However, no one was arrested as the death was declared axe-idental.

I took my brother to the dentist the other day. When the dentist asked him what type of filling he wanted, he just told the doctor, “Chocolate”.

Which teeth do you need to brush? The ones you want to keep.

Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: “You have a hole in one.”

The dentist once told me that my teeth are like some string of pearls. He said it’s because each one of them has one hole through it.

Dental graduation certificates are always printed on a plaque.

A dentist gets on everybody’s nerves.

Q: Where does the dentist get his gas?
A: At the filling station

The other day I needed some x-rays when I went to the dentist’s place. My dentist kept calling them tooth-pics.

What’s the worst time to book a dentist appointment?
– Two-Thirty (Tooth hurty!)

Is an uninfected tooth in a pre-carious state?

One day a golfer went to the dentist. The dentist checked on her and said “Well miss, you seem to have a hole in one”.

If a kid has 25 candy bars and they eat 22 of them, what do they have? Cavities.

My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!

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