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Anime puns in 2023

What anime do you get when you mix a melon and a collie?
– ‘The Melon-collie of Haruhi Suzumiya.’

What flavor does anime absolutely hate?
– Anything vanilla, apparently

When Vegeta got his tuition bill, what did he say?
– “It is over 9000.”

What’s the difference between love and Naruto?
– Naruto lasts forever.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

I’ve been watching this Anime about dentists.
– But it’s been getting boring. I’m a little tired of the filler episodes.

What is a ghoul’s favorite drink from ‘Tokyo Ghoul’?
– A Ghoul-Aid.

Why does nobody like the food in the Dead Zone?
– Because there is too much Garlic.

What do you tell an anime character that’s turned into a pigeon?
– Go Coo.

What’s an anime with adultery?
– Cory in the Spouse

If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire…
– It would be a literal Harem anime.

What is a type of anime car a little sister in the anime world usually drives?
– A Nii-san.

Why did Armin’s 3DMG fall loose?
– Because he had forgotten to Titan it.

Which college do Pokémon go to?
– StarU.

Mumble rappers and Japanese Anime are the same
– both require subtitles.

How do you get reluctant Pokemon to get on a bus?
– You Poke-em-on.

How to get in touch with an android?
– You have to use a CELL Phone.

How do you get a Pokémon onto a school bus?
– You poke-em-on!

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