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Anime puns in 2022

What anime do you get when you mix a melon and a collie?
– ‘The Melon-collie of Haruhi Suzumiya.’

How much does Automail prosthetic body parts cost in ‘Full Metal Alchemist’?
– An arm and a leg.

What would happen if Vegeta stopped eating meat?
– He would turn into a Vegeta-rian.

What did Ash say to Misty when she was saying the alphabet?
– You missed-E.

Did you hear about the ghost who liked anime?
– What a WeaBoo!

What do you call French people who like manga and anime?
– Ouibs.

Where does Kagome Higurashi go to do her laundry?
– Inu-washa.

Why did Erwin lose his limb in battle with Titans?
– Because he had gone out on a limb with his last attack plan.

Why did the Dragon Ball Z fan fail to officially change his name to Goku?
– Because he could not get to the final form.

What do you call a drunk anime fan in the desert?
– A tumbleweeb.

So I’ve been watching an anime adaptation of the bible recently
– And my favourite arc so far is Noah’s

When Beerus meets Goku, what does he say?
– You should tell your son to “Gohan” back home.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– Just one, but it’ll take six episodes.

What do you call a crying anime fan…
– a weeaboo-hoo

What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime?
– A weebsite.

What does MonkeyD. Luffy say when you want another piece of the pie?
– You can only have ‘One Piece.’

On which planet does Piccolo visit to relax?
– He goes to Planet Hammock.

What did Kaneki say when Hide learned that he was a ghoul?
– Oh, shiete.

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