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Mouse puns ๐Ÿญ in 2021

The famous German mouse who opened a supermarket for other German mice is Stuart Lidl.

Why did the mouse scream when he broke his tooth?
– Because he has hard cheese.

What did the doctor say to his patient who complained about having hallucinations about Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse?
How long do these Disney spells last for?

Nutella

I only squeak when Iโ€™m squoken to.

The brilliant, furry, and funny one at sword fight is always a Mouseketeer.

Which mouse was a Roman leader and emperor?
– Julius Cheeser!

Why can a mouse never let go of a PC?
– Because its tail is always stuck in a monitor.

I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really donโ€™t suit him.

Rats are a weapon of mouse destruction.

Yesterday a mouse got arrested because he was stealing mous-tard.

What will happen if you can make mice dance to your tunes?
– You will have a mice-tro.

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