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Mouse puns ๐Ÿญ in 2023

The mouse screamed “hard cheese” when his front tooth broke!

The small, furry mouse from Europe always went to Czechy Cheese to celebrate her birthday.

What does Mickey say to his friends when they have some mice news to share with him?
– Tell me! I am all ears.

Julius Cheeser

Little mice call their dads Pawpaw.

The most popular Roman emperor mouse was Julius Cheeser!

Once a cursor asked an angry, anony-mouse his identity, the mouse said, “I am the mouse who clicks.”

Why was the mouse laughing so hard at the mice joke?
– Because he was a-moused.

What do angry mice eat at Christmas? Cross Mouse Puddingsโ€ฆ

Wormtail

If you are able to make a mouse dance to your tunes,
– then you will have a real mice-tro in your hands.

What does a mouse do to get rid of callouses on its feet?
– They use a pu-mice.

What is a computer mouse s favorite thing to eat?
– Microchips.

A chap sees a mouse sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn.
He says โ€œwhat are you doing here?โ€
The mouse says, โ€œwell, I enjoyed the bookโ€.

Youโ€™re so mice and sweet!

The little mouse had a dream that when he grows older, he will stay in a cottage cheese.

What game do most baby mice like to play with their friends?
– The hide and squeak game.

Why did Minnie Mouse lose the snowball fight after getting hit first?
– Because Donald Ducked.

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