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Mouse puns in 2024

When the homeowner got a cat, the mice communicated with each other by using dots, dashes, and squeaks – Mouse Code.

What did the man say when he got fired from his job as a rodent keeper?
– “I’m not going to be a Mice Guy anymore.”

What interface was made in medieval times with the help of a mouse made from dragon poop?
– The ‘dragon drop’ interface.

Saw a mouse in a toga recently. Think it was Julius Cheeser.

That’s the mouse ridiculous thing ever!

When the mice missed Church for four consecutive weeks, the pastor came to his house and said, “I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”

What is the favorite musical instrument of a mouse?
– The mouse-organ.

What type of house does Minnie Mouse prefer to live in?
– One that is squeaky clean.

Catnip

In queso emergencies…

A bully shouted to a cute mini mouse in exam hall “you are chee-sing.”

What do mice say to each other when they meet for the very first time?
– It is so mice to meet you!

5Where does Mickey love to go shopping for groceries or when he needs something?
– To the Minnie-mart!

Peanut

Computer mouse – IT savvy mice.

The husband mouse and his wife had a great fight over what portion of cheese they would take.
However, they finally decided to compro-mice a little, they both had half.

Why are mice scared of swimming in the water?
– Because of all the catfish in it!

What does a computer mouse say when you give it a cookie?
– Can you use it for your browsing?

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