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Mouse puns in 2024

The famous German mouse who opened a supermarket for other German mice is Stuart Lidl.

Why did the mouse scream when he broke his tooth?
– Because he has hard cheese.

What did the doctor say to his patient who complained about having hallucinations about Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse?
How long do these Disney spells last for?

Nutella

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

The brilliant, furry, and funny one at sword fight is always a Mouseketeer.

Which mouse was a Roman leader and emperor?
– Julius Cheeser!

Why can a mouse never let go of a PC?
– Because its tail is always stuck in a monitor.

I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’t suit him.

Rats are a weapon of mouse destruction.

Yesterday a mouse got arrested because he was stealing mous-tard.

What will happen if you can make mice dance to your tunes?
– You will have a mice-tro.

Why does Mickey Mouse celebrate the 31 December grandly with his friends every year?
– Because it is New Ears Eve!

Cashew

You can do cheddar than that.

The mice went to his favorite hotel on his birthday, his forever love ‘The Stilton.’

What is the ideal cozy type of house for a small, furry mouse?
– Cottage cheese.

Why did Minnie Mouse want to practice white magic?
– She wanted to learn Disney spells.

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