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Mouse puns ๐Ÿญ in 2022

A mouse that always stays outside on the roads is called a roadent.

What is a mysterious mouse with a hidden identity known as?
– An anony-mouse.

What did it feel like for Mickey when he first laid eyes on Minnie?
– He fell in glove at first sight.

Anonymouse

Just do your absolute pest !

The most hated music for a mouse in the mouse world is trap music.

What do mice do when it is mid of December?
– They exchange Chris-mouse cards.

What did Minnie Mouse say when she spilled her milk?
– It Disney matter. I’ll get myself another glass.

Nibbles

Letโ€™s play hide and go squeak!

The most loving cheese of a mouse is mouseralla.

If you offer a mouse a cookie, he won’t eat it, he’ll just ask if he could use it for your browsing.

What did the angry anony-mouse say when the cursor asked about his identity?
– I am the only mouse that clicks.

Got a new mouse mat today. Hope he uses it and stops leaving little footprints everywhere.

Iโ€™m having a mouse-warming party!

If you ever save a drowning mouse, you have to first recover him by using mouse to mouse resuscitation.

Why do mice stay inside when the sky is overcast with clouds?
– Because it might rain cats and dogs.

Which state is Mickey Mouse’s favorite place to visit?
– Minniesota.

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