Head Puns in 2023

Saw my dad outside with a tv antenna on his head When I asked him why, he said he was trying to get more in tune with nature.

Roby’s father said, “Go be the headliner of your life.” So he went ahead and became a rockstar.

Your head is so big, you could paint a target on the back of it and giants could use it as a dartboard.

Saw my dad outside with a tv antenna on his head When I asked him why, he said he was trying to get more in tune with nature.

I gave my old batteries away… free of charge!

I had some chocolate cake the other day, and it was as rich as Donald Trump!

Midwife (handing me the baby): “Make sure you’re supporting his head.” Me: “That’s a great head you have there, Well done!”

What is Edward with a plank on his head called? Edward Wood.

I was on a plane recently and the flight attendant was doing the safety announcement ‘In the event of an emergency please put your head between your knees” and a voice at the back of the plane shouted out..
” If I could do that I wouldn’t be flying to Thailand”…

When I was a young child I had a large head. Everyone would call me “Pumpkin head”. Eventually my body grew into my head.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? AN INVESTIGATOR!

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera!

How do you call a man who can cook an egg on his head? pan o man.

Puns about heads are a great help for bringing that edge and impress through the conversation. You can select any pun from this group and use such a pun to make people laugh their heads off. Here’s a list of head puns that you can try to craft your master pun from:

Seriously, tell me, just how big is your pillow?

How do you call a man who can cook an egg on his head? pan o man.

What do lawyers wear to court? A LAWSUIT!

I used to be a banker, but I lot interest.