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Head Puns in 2022

Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating or just mething around?

After banging his head against the shelf, Terry headed out to the hospital.

Your head is so huge that it has its own gravity pull.

Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating or just mething around?

I decided to see my vacuum. It was gathering dust.

My friend’s bakery business burned down last night. Now his business is toast!

What did a hat tell a tie? You hang around, and I’ll go on a-head.

“Dad, why did you put lipstick on your head?”
“Because your mother told me to makeup my mind”

Your head is so big that you need to be careful to stay away from needles and pins so it doesn’t pop.

What dog keeps the best time? A WATCH DOG!

Why do people say “break a leg” before going on stage? BECAUSE EVERY PLAY HAS A CAST!

What did the hot dog say to the hamburger? I’M JUST SO DOG-GONE GOOD!

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