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Head Puns in 2021

A pile of books fall onto Sean Connery’s head He exclaims: “I only have my shelf to blame!”

Abraham Lincoln was a man a-head of his time.

Your head is so big that when it rains your body never gets wet. Ever.

A pile of books fall onto Sean Connery’s head He exclaims: “I only have my shelf to blame!”

What do you call someone who doesn’t like to poop in public? A PRIVATE TUTOR!

What do you call a pig that does karate? A PORK CHOP!

A balding magician had an act where he’d put a rabbit on his head and make it disappear… The hare vanished into thin hair.

When asked if Stella had heard from the headless horseman recently, she said, “I haven’t spoken to him for years, I got to know he had lost his mind.

To hold that absolute mega size head up.

What do you call it when a pillow hits its head? A concushion.

A man got hit in the head with a can of coke, but he was alright: it was a soft drink!

How did I escape from Iraq? IRAN!

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