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Sandwich puns ๐Ÿฅช in 2021

The worst jelly to put on a sandwich is traffic jam.

A wheat off my shoulders.

Could you lettuce in?

What did the policeman have on his sandwich?
– Some traffic jam!

Whatโ€™s the best snack for the beach?
– A sand-wich.

Before the race, one slice of sandwich said to the other,
– โ€œYou are toast.โ€

It’s crust a matter of time.

What do you call a cannibal eating a sandwich?
– A sub-human.

The boxer ordered his favorite lunch again
โ€“ a knuckle sandwich.

I was accused of hoagie-ing the pot light because I threw a sandwich at a lamp.

We’re on a roll!

Never a grain.

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