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Sandwich puns in 2024

I was born and bread in a small town of sandwich.

They both went bread to bread.

The tomato turned red because it saw the sandwich dressing.

What do elves make sandwiches with?
– Shortbread.

The best snack for the beach is a sand-wich.

When putting their kids to bed, the mother told them,
– “I could have made you sandwich,
– but it is past your bread time.”

All the fame has gone to his bread.

The pilot preferred his sandwich plane.

What did the sandwich say to the doorman?
– “Lettuce in.”

Though I know it is rather bunpignified behavior,
– I will still go for the bacon sandwich.

You must be so grilled!

I’m trying to baguette into the habit of it.

After the movie director finished shooting the last scene,
– I handed him a sandwich. I said, “That’s a wrap.”

Today I ate a sandwich with my feet.
– It was a below-knee sandwich.

When the sandwich walked into a bar,
– the barman said, “we don’t serve food.”

Do not ever try to eat a chess sandwich because it would be such a stale mate.

Now and a grain.

Lettuce go one by one, otherwise we’ll get jammed!

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