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Sandwich puns ๐Ÿฅช in 2023

The bacon told the tomato,
– โ€œLettuce get together.โ€

When the sandwich broke up with his bread girlfriend,
– he told her, you deserve butter.

From your bread to your toes.

Do you fancy being a sandwich model?
– Yes, I sub-pose I would.

Radical bakers are always going against the whole grain.

How do you locate a Greek sandwich restaurant?
– Using a gyro scope.

I’m so grilled to see you!

Baguette cracking.

I decided to open a sandwich shop in the middle of our residential district.
– Itโ€™ll be called Suburbway.

What did the astronaut put on his sandwich?
– Launch meat!!

The worst jelly to put on a sandwich is traffic jam.

A wheat off my shoulders.

Could you lettuce in?

What did the policeman have on his sandwich?
– Some traffic jam!

Whatโ€™s the best snack for the beach?
– A sand-wich.

Before the race, one slice of sandwich said to the other,
– โ€œYou are toast.โ€

It’s crust a matter of time.

What do you call a cannibal eating a sandwich?
– A sub-human.

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