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Sandwich puns ๐Ÿฅช in 2023

Though I know it is rather bunpignified behavior,
– I will still go for the bacon sandwich.

You must be so grilled!

I’m trying to baguette into the habit of it.

After the movie director finished shooting the last scene,
– I handed him a sandwich. I said, โ€œThatโ€™s a wrap.โ€

Today I ate a sandwich with my feet.
– It was a below-knee sandwich.

When the sandwich walked into a bar,
– the barman said, โ€œwe donโ€™t serve food.โ€

Do not ever try to eat a chess sandwich because it would be such a stale mate.

Now and a grain.

Lettuce go one by one, otherwise we’ll get jammed!

What do you get when you eat a sandwich in bed?
– Bedcrumbs.

Where do you think golfers go to eat?
– At the sand-wedge shop.

You will never understand the upper crust because it is always the most sophisticated bread.

Come a grain?

If the earth was one giant sandwich,
– the entire population would be in-bread.

Itโ€™s amazing how a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
– For example: โ€œJane ate her friendโ€™s sandwichโ€ vs โ€œJane ate her friendโ€™s colonโ€.

When I open my restaurant, I refused to make my own sandwiches,
– and instead relied on subcontractors.

She’s a great roll-model.

You’re such a crust-worthy person.

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