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Grape puns in 2024

I got lost during my parent’s wine tasting, and I said, “If anyone could lead me to my parents, that would be grape,” everyone just started laughing.

Scientists published a paper on grapes, consciousness and fruit rights.
– It is basically all about raisin awareness.

My mom asked me if I wanted a glass of wine. I said to her “wine not”.

“What’s purple and 5000 miles long?” “Ooh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”

I like to read news articles about grapes
I like to buff up on currant events.

My friends asked me why I hang my grapes outside to dry. I replied: “I have my raisins.”

When he began pouring his wine over ice cubes, she knew that their relationship was clearly on the rocks.

What did the grape say when it got crushed?
– Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

A grape walked into a fruit mixer and didn’t even thank the mixer for not squishing it. He was quite an ungrapeful one.

How did the grape get to be so wise?
– By raisin awareness

Billy drank so much wine at the night club that when he walked across that dance floor to get more wine, he won that dance competition.

Alexander the Grape

My friends asked me why I hang my grapes outside to dry
– I told them, “I have my raisins.”

My brother achieved grapeness by successfully making grape jelly.

Please don’t give me any more reason to wine.

How do you grow
– A seedless grape?

My friend is making a song about preserves. He says it is his currant jam.

What do you put as one of the Instagram captions on the day that you have grapes in the morning?
– Have a grape day.

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