Grapes are not only a popular snack, but ingredients for many other snacks, the base for wines and other drinks, and a popular flavoring for many applications. Grape puns are both used for these names and drinks, but also are a way of teaching about grapes, and sharing new ways to use them.
The grape teacher loved teaching. When we asked her how she manages, she said, “Teaching is my jam”, she truly is a grape.
A grape walked into a fruit mixer and didn’t even thank the mixer for not squishing it. He was quite an ungrapeful one.
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty grape!
– Planet of the Grapes
Why are squashed grapes so sensitive?
– They always let out a little wine.
– It’s okay, everything happens for a raisin.
If it were up to me, I would re-wine this day, I swear.
I feel so happy I want to dance and do pirouettes.
I hope that whoever eats me will be filled with energy and joy!
I want to hug you!
– The Grapes of Happiness.
My brother was choking on a grape, so he stood still, concentrated a bit, and concord it.
Ran into dried grape at the gym today. He sure was raisin’ some weights.
The savvy wine drinkers know that before they have a big party at their houses they always lock up those bottles in a wine cabernet.
Why couldn’t the grape help his friend move on Saturday?
– Because he was in a jam
I live for dried grapes.
They are my raisin d’etre…
A grape met with an accident. His mother in the hospital said:
– “I hope the doctors gave him some medicine so that he doesn’t wine”.
Did you hear about the dead grape
– It’s raisin hell
I accidentally crushed a few baby grapes. I didn’t mean to, but now they all started wine-ing.
I was walking by a kindergarden with my girlfriend, when she suddenly started throwing dry grapes at the kids.
– At that moment I knew she was good at raisin children.
It isn’t good to keep things bottled up.
There’s a green and purple grape.
– The green grape says to the purple grape, “Breathe, breathe!”
Vineyards grow rows and rows of grapevines to provide grapes for wine making, table grapes, grape juice, and other purposes. Vineyard puns are often targeted to wine topics, and used easily with wine puns, however the grapes for all other purposes are grown in the same manner. Each vine needs 6ft to grow, and this will provide the highest yield of grapes on each vine.
Corny grape puns about how they grow on the vine and the ways that they are harvested. Hilarious grape puns are often used by those who work in the vineyards and wineries. While harvesting the grapes it can help to pass the time and keep spirits up by sharing the best jokes
and puns, along with stories about things that have happened on the job. Repetitive jobs especially make time for conversation among coworkers, and they may use silly grape puns to enjoy their rest time.
In addition, there are several puns regarding the owners of vineyards. Images of them wandering the rows of grapes selecting the best ones to sample, enjoying the wine or juice that they make, and enjoying meals overlooking beautiful views grace the covers of magazines and pamphlets. Bed and breakfasts are popular overlooking the vineyards and many vacation in order to tour the best vineyards in the world. There are sure to be many great grape puns along wit the best wine puns shared among these trips and between those who are living or visiting vineyards and wineries.
Grapes are made into raisins through sun drying. Many types and varieties of grapes are used to do this, and each will result in a different taste for the final product. This healthy snack is often enjoyed alone, or in bakery items. Short grape puns frequently address raisins, and many raisin puns address their source. Without grapes there would not be raisins to include and there would be fewer funny grape puns about how they can be dried and become something new.
Perhaps the biggest raisin pun was the California Raisins. The entire cartoon was based upon a band of raisins, and was filled with the funniest grape puns about them. One liner grape puns dotted the show for every episode, and the visual puns were continued throughout. While the cartoon was made for kids, and has several grape puns for kids, there were also several top grape puns that were targeted to the older members of the audience.
Several raisin jokes refer to grapes and the two are intertwined due to their shared source. Others may refer to raisins as the aged grape or crete other comparisons between them, often resulting in an insult to the raisin.
Grapes themselves, and their many varieties and flavors, are the root of the funniest grape puns. This includes color puns, flavor puns, and some of the best grape puns will address the orange versus red grapes. Though grapes themselves are not purple, when something is representing a grape, it is almost always purple, and a light purple color is called grape in one of the top grape puns.
Figures of speech and puns are often created by using one word to mean something different, or to replace a word with one that sounds similar. This basic formula is the way that most of the common puns are set up, however, there are always those that go against the mold. Grape puns are used for naming flavors and colours, for pointing out differences between the varieties, and can help to teach people how their food is grown and the processes of making grapes into grape juice, into raisins, and even turning them into wine. Using puns and jokes to teach new facts and how things are done is a popular tool used in classrooms and on television.