There is no way to avoid or outsmart the passing of time. It is steady and constant and one of the few things that can be counted on to never change. Time puns are a popular topic as they are rooted in something that is so constant and unchanging but can be spoken of as if it is changing and even as if it was a person.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second
The wristwatch didn’t believe the story the clock was telling it.
It was second hand information.
What would an unwound clock say to the owner? It’s about time, boss.
The man across the street is always sitting on his clock. He says
he wanted to be on time.
What happens when you pester a watch? It becomes ticked off.
Do you know, the duck wakes up at the quack of the dawn.
Thinking about an old car of mine that got stuck in reverse gear.
That took me back.
When do the best tennis players go to bed? Tennish!
What would you get if the clock and chicken cross paths? A cluck.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
My sister has taken up eating watches, but it takes a while to get
through each one. It’s time consuming.
Why couldn’t you keep the alarm clock in a jail? Because it kept running out.
I always take my watch off before sharing a secret. Because
time will tell.
What’s another name for a clock that’s on the moon? A lunar tick.
Here’s what I think about going online and buying a clock. Thinking about it too is just time-consuming.
How can you tell when your clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I’ve been meaning to help my wife look for her missing watch,
but I can never find the time.
Why did the jailer throw the clock out the window? Because it wanted to see time fly.
Time never moves faster or slower than any other time, yet there are several top time puns about how time passes more quickly when you are enjoying your activity or how it slows and is slow when you are waiting for something. These are some of the best time puns and are certainly the most well known, often repeated so much that they are regular parts of speech now and figures of speech that seem so ingrained in communication that they are no long seen as puns.
There are jokes
that have been created around the cheesy time puns about it flying or crawling, and these of course often involve a clock. Difficult to separate from the corny time puns, clock puns
and jokes are also popular. Changing the time on a clock does nothing to affect the actual time, but there is a joke among parents about moving the clock forward, and this has of course lead to some of the funniest time puns of all.
Lost In Time
Many clean time puns treat time as if it is a location or changeable, rather than a constant. Leading to many other puns and some assorted jokes, references to being in time, or lost in time, are comparable to lost in space. It is not possible to become lost in time, as it is not possible to move back and forth along the timeline. These corny time puns are most popular in television shows and movies, in the books and graphic novels that are read.
Time puns for children often involve moving in time or being lost as they are related to the shows that children watch. These include dinosaur shows and futuristic movies, and the funniest time puns can be used both in these movies and then shared afterwards. Cute time puns can be fun for holidays and decorations, to encourage creativity and teach the concepts that surround time. During time units there are many hilarious time puns that can be added to the material in images or questions to help maintain focus, it can help to boost the memory and to help children learn more about time telling and how time works.
Time is closely linked to clocks but also to numbers, which connects the best time puns to the best number puns, and the two exist closely together. Intermingling the different types of puns and topics can help to enforce the real life connections of numbers, time, and clocks. Seeing the connections that exist in real life can teach more than the facts that are in the puns, it can help kids to learn how to find connections in other areas of life as well. It increases the point of view to include not only one item or topic but when considering an item or topic in life in general to look at the things that are connected to it as well. Expanding the point of view leads to increase interactions and understanding of the world and how it functions, how communities interact with each other, and how to see things that are all related in a new way.
There are many things that can be shared and learned from short time puns, not only about time but also about other topics that interconnect with time. They are a way to encourage an expanded view of the world around us and the way that communities and society works with each other independently yet still in ways that are interconnected.