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Time puns ⏲️ in 2023

Thinking about an old car of mine that got stuck in reverse gear.  
That took me back.

When do the best tennis players go to bed? Tennish!

What would you get if the clock and chicken cross paths? A cluck.

We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.

My sister has taken up eating watches, but it takes a while to get
through each one. It’s time consuming.

Why couldn’t you keep the alarm clock in a jail? Because it kept running out.

I always take my watch off before sharing a secret. Because
time will tell.

What’s another name for a clock that’s on the moon? A lunar tick.

Here’s what I think about going online and buying a clock. Thinking about it too is just time-consuming.

How can you tell when your clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I’ve been meaning to help my wife look for her missing watch,
but I can never find the time.

Why did the jailer throw the clock out the window? Because it wanted to see time fly.

What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.

My neighbour was always late until he started sleeping in his herb garden. Now he wakes up on thyme.

Why did the cuckoo come out of its little clock door? Because it was its time to shine.

My best friend and I played hide and seek today. It went on for
hours. Good friends are hard to find.

I just got a new watch for my birthday, but it’s already broken. I’ve been meaning to take it into the shop, but it’s never the right time.

I saw a billboard with a watch on it. I think it was a sign of the time.

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