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Time puns ⏲️ in 2022

What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second
hand information.

The wristwatch didn’t believe the story the clock was telling it.
It was second hand information.

What would an unwound clock say to the owner? It’s about time, boss.

The man across the street is always sitting on his clock. He says
he wanted to be on time.

What happens when you pester a watch? It becomes ticked off.

Do you know, the duck wakes up at the quack of the dawn.

Thinking about an old car of mine that got stuck in reverse gear.  
That took me back.

When do the best tennis players go to bed? Tennish!

What would you get if the clock and chicken cross paths? A cluck.

We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.

My sister has taken up eating watches, but it takes a while to get
through each one. It’s time consuming.

Why couldn’t you keep the alarm clock in a jail? Because it kept running out.

I always take my watch off before sharing a secret. Because
time will tell.

What’s another name for a clock that’s on the moon? A lunar tick.

Here’s what I think about going online and buying a clock. Thinking about it too is just time-consuming.

How can you tell when your clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I’ve been meaning to help my wife look for her missing watch,
but I can never find the time.

Why did the jailer throw the clock out the window? Because it wanted to see time fly.

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