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Cow puns ๐Ÿ„ in 2023

How does a cow avoid acting rashly?
-She takes stock of the situation first.

Cows canโ€™t talk, thatโ€™s why itโ€™s funny

Where do you find the most cows?
-Moo-York

Have you heard about the mischievous calf that got stuck on a fence wall as it tried to jump it?
-It was udder destruction!

What did the farmer name his funniest cow?
-The Laughing Stock.

Cow bells make such beautiful moosic.

Why donโ€™t cows understand what you say?
-Because it goes in one ear and comes out the udder!

What would you hear at a cow concert?
-Moo-sic!

Watch out, you donโ€™t want to butcher any of these jokes.

Why did the farmer always show up on time for dinner?
-If he didnโ€™t, his wife would have a cow.

A person who is always scared is called a coward and the word cow is in that word

Put on your cow-moo gear

Why did the herd of female domesticated animals kept for milk insist of crossing the road at the same time with the pedestrians?
-They wanted to get to the udder side.

What do cows get when they are sick?
-THay Fever

A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.

What did the farmer say when his cow wouldnโ€™t produce milk?
-This is udderly problematic!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
-To get to the Milky Way!

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