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Cow puns ๐Ÿ„ in 2022

Why couldnโ€™t the cow gain weight?
-She was more of a grazer.

How does a cow get to the mooooon?
– It flies through udder space!

Why buy aย cowย when you can get milk for free

What do you call a sleeping bull?
-A bull-dozer.

Why was the calf afraid?
-He was a cow-herd!

And then I told my therapist that I feel seen, but not herdโ€ฆ

Why did the farmer stop telling cow puns?
-Because he butchered every joke.

Why was the cow sad?
-She was moody.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
-Peanut butter.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
-Ground beef.

What happens when you talk to a cow?
– It goes in one ear and out the udder!

A cashย cow

Why donโ€™t most cows lie?
-A bull-dozer.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
-Cows-mopolitan!

I am not amoosed.

What did the cow confess to his therapist?
-I feel seen but not herd.

What do cows read in the mornings?
-The moospaper.

What do you get when you walk under a cow?
– A pat on the head.

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