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Cow puns in 2024

Why did the farmer stop telling cow puns?
-Because he butchered every joke.

Why was the cow sad?
-She was moody.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
-Peanut butter.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
-Ground beef.

What happens when you talk to a cow?
– It goes in one ear and out the udder!

A cash cow

Why don’t most cows lie?
-A bull-dozer.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
-Cows-mopolitan!

I am not amoosed.

What did the cow confess to his therapist?
-I feel seen but not herd.

What do cows read in the mornings?
-The moospaper.

What do you get when you walk under a cow?
– A pat on the head.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
-It’s pasture bedtime.

What is a cows favorite colour?
-Maroooooooon.

Don’t have a cow!

Why don’t most cows lie?
-They can smell bull.

What South American dance do cows like to do?
– The Rump-a

Milk it for all it’s worth.

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