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Cow puns ๐Ÿ„ in 2021

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
-Itโ€™s pasture bedtime.

What is a cows favorite colour?
-Maroooooooon.

Donโ€™t have aย cow!

Why donโ€™t most cows lie?
-They can smell bull.

What South American dance do cows like to do?
– The Rump-a

Milk it for all itโ€™s worth.

Why was the cow so afraid of messing up?
-Because the steaks were high.

What did the farmer say to the cow?
-Produce some milk

Why did the cow cross the road?
-Cause it didnt want Lady Gaga to make a meat dress out of him.

According to magicians, one of the greatest problems of owning invisible cows is that they are easily herded, but they are invisible

Why couldnโ€™t the cow learn?
-Everything went in one ear and out the udder.

ย I always found cowculus to be the most interesting subject.

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