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Cow puns in 2024

Why don’t most cows lie?
-A bull-dozer.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
-Cows-mopolitan!

I am not amoosed.

What did the cow confess to his therapist?
-I feel seen but not herd.

What do cows read in the mornings?
-The moospaper.

What do you get when you walk under a cow?
– A pat on the head.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
-It’s pasture bedtime.

What is a cows favorite colour?
-Maroooooooon.

Don’t have a cow!

Why don’t most cows lie?
-They can smell bull.

What South American dance do cows like to do?
– The Rump-a

Milk it for all it’s worth.

Why was the cow so afraid of messing up?
-Because the steaks were high.

What did the farmer say to the cow?
-Produce some milk

Why did the cow cross the road?
-Cause it didnt want Lady Gaga to make a meat dress out of him.

According to magicians, one of the greatest problems of owning invisible cows is that they are easily herded, but they are invisible

Why couldn’t the cow learn?
-Everything went in one ear and out the udder.

 I always found cowculus to be the most interesting subject.

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