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Crab puns ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2021

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
– A Crab!

Life just seems to be two steps sideways then one step back!

Why does the crab cross the road?
โ€“ In fact, it never does that because a crab can only use the sidewalks.

Why do the lobster and crab never share anything with an octopus?
– Because they both are extremely shellfish.

Why was the hermit crab embarrassed?
– Because the sea weed!

What does the crab say when sheโ€™s disagreeing with the lobster?
– I donโ€™t quite sea it that way!

Do you hear about the speech of the crab president?
– It is an incredibly crab โ€“ tivating speech.

Which chemical element accounts for the large part in the body of crabs?
โ€“ Crabon.

Who will send Christmas gifts to minor crabs?
– Santa Claws.

Why do crabs never give to charity?
– Because theyโ€™re shellfish!

Fishing for compliments.

Who will bring Christmas presents to young crabs?
โ€“ Santa Claws.

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