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Crab puns in 2024

If a crab is a worker of a pizza parlor, which station would the crab work?
– The crust station.

Why is the sand so quiet?
– Because the waves keeping going “Ssshhhhhhh!”

A good crab joke is hard to crack!

The crab is telling his jokes, but nobody laughs because these are all crabby jokes.

Why do crabs never give waiters a tip?
– Because they’re shellfish!

What does a lobster say when he’s confused?
– Can you please be more pacific?!

Here is a few sentences in the famous song written by a crab musician:Here is a few sentences in the famous song written by a crab musician:
– “Here’s a little song I wrote
– You might want to sing it note for note
– Don’t worry, be crabby”

Do you know why carbs often have obesity?
– Because they consume a lot of crab – hohydrate.

If a crab is broke where can it run to take some money with the intention of returning it?
– A prawn broker.

Who brings Christmas presents to young crabs?
– Santa Claws!

The truth shell set you free!

The crab needs to have a day off work because it pulls a mussel.

What was the crab embarrassed about?
– About the sea weed.

I am warm-heartedly grateful for asking me for dinner. The crab dishes that you made are just clawsome.

How to crabs call their friends?
– On a shell phone!

Life just seems to be two steps sideways then one step back!

Why does the crab cross the road?
– In fact, it never does that because a crab can only use the sidewalks.

Why do the lobster and crab never share anything with an octopus?
– Because they both are extremely shellfish.

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