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Crab puns ๐Ÿฆ€ in 2023

Why is the sand so quiet?
– Because the waves keeping going โ€œSsshhhhhhh!โ€

If a crab is a worker of a pizza parlor, which station would the crab work?
– The crust station.

A good crab joke is hard to crack!

The crab is telling his jokes, but nobody laughs because these are all crabby jokes.

Why do crabs never give waiters a tip?
– Because theyโ€™re shellfish!

What is the best job for a crab?
– A crab driver!

Where do crabs sleep?
– In water beds!

I used to look for shellfish at my local beach every day, until one day I pulled a mussel!

What is the easiest seafood that you can cat accidentally?
โ€“ Probably crabs!

What can be the best profession for a crab?
– Probably a crab driver.

What kind of helmet does a hermit crab wear?
– A shell-met!

Just beclaws I love you.

Do you know how can a crab move around on land?
โ€“ It just uses the sidewalk!

just got my solitary crab for companionship or pleasure at my new home.-He named the crab Michelle.

What is the simplest seafood that anyone can eat by accident?
– Maybe crabs.

How do you know when a crab has had too much fizzy drink?
– It starts to walk in a straight line!

The lobster is one shell of an animal!

A great piece of advice from a hermit crab: โ€œIt is okay to come out of your shell and think outside the box.โ€

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