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Happy Birthday puns ๐ŸŽ in 2023

Why are you always warmest on your birthday?
– People wonโ€™t stop toasting you!

How do cheeses wish each other a happy birthday?
-You feta have a gouda birthday!

Did you hear about the birthday boy who swung his bat 100 times before finally hitting the piรฑata?
– He really busted his ass!

Itโ€™s your birthday โ€” Be a little shellfish.

They say everything gets better with age.

Why do your relatives always remind you how old you are?
– Age is a relative thing!

Be careful, too many birthdays can kill you!

Whatโ€™s the hunter want for his birthday?
– A pheasant

I am contemplating telling a chemistry joke at your birthday party today. However, I donโ€™t know whether Iโ€™d get a reaction from the audience. What do you think?

Youโ€™re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience!

Why do candles love birthdays so much?
– They just wanna get lit!

I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!

Happy bird-day.

I went to eBay to get the best lighters to light the candles covering your cake. However, -when I look up lighters, their system showed me hundreds of matches.

Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
– A cat-alogue!

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
– Because theyโ€™re always popping!

Presents?
– I thought you meant you wanted my presence.

Have a crab-u-lous day!

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