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Happy Birthday puns ๐ŸŽ in 2023

You know youโ€™re getting old whenโ€ฆthere is nothing left to learn the hard way.

Why do genies love celebrating birthdays?
– Because of all the wishes!

Congrats on proving that getting older doesnโ€™t mean getting wiser.

Iโ€™m raisin a toast for your birthday.

Birthday candles donโ€™t exercise because they burn out too quickly!

What did the teddy bear say when he was offered birthday cake?
– No thanks, Iโ€™m stuffed!

Wine improves with age and you improve with wine.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
– When you slice it.

Whatโ€™s the best way to remember your wifeโ€™s birthday?
– Forget it once.

More candles means a bigger wish!

What do you say to a Mexican sheep on its birthday?
– Fleece cumpleaรฑos!

Birthday boy/girl, nothing holds a candle to you.

Have a tea-rrific day.

I wanted to use a broken pencil to write something beautiful on a birthday card for you but I stopped because I realized it would be pointless to do so.

What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
– No cake for meโ€ฆIโ€™m stuffed

Why donโ€™t birthday candles ever exercise?
– They burn out too quickly!

Why donโ€™t owls exchange birthday gifts?
– They donโ€™t give a hoot!

Youโ€™re pretty dino-mite. Happy birthday!

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