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Happy Birthday puns in 2024

You’re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience!

Why do candles love birthdays so much?
– They just wanna get lit!

I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!

Happy bird-day.

I went to eBay to get the best lighters to light the candles covering your cake. However, -when I look up lighters, their system showed me hundreds of matches.

Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
– A cat-alogue!

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
– Because they’re always popping!

Presents?
– I thought you meant you wanted my presence.

Have a crab-u-lous day!

You are one candle closer to starting a house fire.

What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
– A birthday pheasant!

I know birthdays get worse as you get older. -But look at the bright side — not too many left now.

How do raccoons celebrate their birthdays?
– They get trashed.

I know you are an addict to soap. My birthday wish for you is that starting from today, you become clean

You did a grape job raisin me. Happy birthday!

What did one candle say to the other?
– “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”

There’s nothing better than presents from friends and family on your birthday, unless it’s the presence of friends and family on your birthday.

You’re old, but I do not carrot all.

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