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Egg puns in 2024

The one day of the week that eggs are definitely afraid of is Fry-day.

 The egg did not play on the computer too much because his mother said his brain would be fried.

Let’s hatch a plan.

You’re such a practical yolker!

That little egg was late for school today because he did not feel like he studied properly for that eggs-am

 They kept us up all night.

Don’t yolk with me.

Happy Fry-day!

 The retired General would not color Easter eggs because he said that old soldiers never dye.

Don’t be such a chicken

Shakespearean, even.

It’s kind of a problem.

Stay on the sunny side up

The chef was arrested this week for whipping the cream and beating the eggs.

Egg-stravagent

The monsters are not welcome at the chicken coop because they always leave the eggs terri-fried.

The mother egg will only go to the supermarket if she can use the eggs-press lane.

I might whisk it! Whisk it good!

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