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Egg puns in 2024

The one day of the week that eggs are definitely afraid of is Fry-day.

 The egg did not play on the computer too much because his mother said his brain would be fried.

Let’s hatch a plan.

You’re such a practical yolker!

That little egg was late for school today because he did not feel like he studied properly for that eggs-am

 They kept us up all night.

Don’t yolk with me.

Happy Fry-day!

 The retired General would not color Easter eggs because he said that old soldiers never dye.

Don’t be such a chicken

Shakespearean, even.

It’s kind of a problem.

Stay on the sunny side up

The chef was arrested this week for whipping the cream and beating the eggs.


The monsters are not welcome at the chicken coop because they always leave the eggs terri-fried.

The mother egg will only go to the supermarket if she can use the eggs-press lane.

I might whisk it! Whisk it good!

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