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Egg puns ๐Ÿฅš in 2023

The one day of the week that eggs are definitely afraid of is Fry-day.

ย The egg did not play on the computer too much because his mother said his brain would be fried.

Letโ€™s hatch a plan.

Donโ€™tย yolkย with me.

Happy Fry-day!

ย The retired General would not color Easter eggs because he said that old soldiers never dye.

Donโ€™t be such a chicken

Shakespearean, even.

Itโ€™s kind of a problem.

Stay on the sunny side up

The chef was arrested this week for whipping the cream and beating the eggs.

Egg-stravagent

The monsters are not welcome at the chicken coop because they always leave the eggs terri-fried.

The mother egg will only go to the supermarket if she can use the eggs-press lane.

Youโ€™re such a practical yolker!

That little egg was late for school today because he did not feel like he studied properly for that eggs-am

ย They kept us up all night.

Did you get your egg-cercise today?

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