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Egg puns ๐Ÿฅš in 2022

Stay on the sunny side up

The chef was arrested this week for whipping the cream and beating the eggs.

The one day of the week that eggs are definitely afraid of is Fry-day.

ย The egg did not play on the computer too much because his mother said his brain would be fried.

Youโ€™re such a practical yolker!

That little egg was late for school today because he did not feel like he studied properly for that eggs-am

ย They kept us up all night.

Donโ€™tย yolkย with me.

Happy Fry-day!

ย The retired General would not color Easter eggs because he said that old soldiers never dye.

Donโ€™t be such a chicken

Shakespearean, even.

Itโ€™s kind of a problem.

I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but itโ€™s not all itโ€™sย cracked upย to be.

The dozen eggs went to school so that they could become egg-ucated.

On the day of the big test, the mother hen told her eggs not to crack under all that pressure.

Youโ€™re so hard-boiled

Visual puns might take theย cake.

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