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Physics puns ๐ŸŒ€ in 2023

Amazon finally delivered my physics book
– It’s about time.

Where does bad light end up?
– In a prism.

Physics Joke.
– A bunch of neutrinos walk through a bar

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics ?
– Oops.

Physics: Why canโ€™t Catholics travel at light speed?
– Because they have mass

Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
– Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative

Why is electricity an ideal citizen?
– Because it conducts itself so well.

My physics professor took an entire class to lecture us about Coleโ€™s law
– Turns out, itโ€™s just thinly sliced cabbage

Wanna hear a physics pun?
– If an aircraft always takes off at an angle, doesn’t that make it an inclined plane?

A vegan physics teacher be like:
– Lettuce consider……

The frequency of bad physics puns on this category… It hurts.

Theoretical Physics is a science locally isomorphic to Mathematics.

Guess you can call me mr. Anti-gravity
– Cause no one ever falls for me.

My physics teacher said that I’m going really bad at his class
– This made me really sad and now I’m in a moment of refraction

At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, โ€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?โ€
– He said, โ€œSorry. No time.โ€

How many general-relativity theoretists does it take to change a light bulb?
-Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space

Did you hear about that new physics institute?
– Itโ€™s so big, there is a dedicated infrared-light district!

Women defy physics.
– The heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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