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Physics puns in 2024

Do you want to hear a physics joke?
– Wait, I forgot watt was it

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

There has been too much action in reaction to political scandals. Please write to your congressman to repeal Newton’s third law.

Physics is oppressive
– All it does is keep us down.

How do fat women defy physics?
– Because the heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up.

My physic friend told me he wanted to try his new mind forklift
– It really lifted my spirits

The local band stand was struck by lightning yesterday while the band was playing.
– Only the conductor was hit

What did one photon say to the other photon?
– I’m sick and tired of your interference

Did you hear about the physics student who committed suicide by jumping of a building?
– A shame, really. He had so much potential.

What did the Physics professor say to the fat kid in school?
– “You’ve got a lot of potential!”

My physics teacher asked me what I knew about wavelength.
– I said, “If I’m saying goodbye to someone I like it’s usually a longer one.”

What is the name of the first electricity detective?
– Sherlock Ohms

What is the worst you can say when you are a physics teacher and see a student about to jump from a building?
– “You have so much potential, use it”

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke)
– Because that’s where students have the most potential..

Here’s a physics joke: Why don’t people find the y component of vector A?
– Because it’s Asin(of θ)

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate

A student riding in a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him. Excited he asks, “Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?

Women defy the laws of physics…
– They are easier to pick up the heavier they get…

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