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Physics puns ๐ŸŒ€ in 2022

What does every Physics Research starts with?
– A Quest_ion

Physics is like incest.
– Itโ€™s all relative

What are environmentally conscientious European physicists called?
– Con-CERN-ed

My physics teacher asked what I think itโ€™d be like to walk in a town at night only illuminated by candles
– I said it would be pretty lit

Breaking up is like physics
– She keeps saying that I have no energy.
– I keep telling her that I have potential.

After 20 years of working on it, I finally finished my physics book.
– It was about time

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage
– It replied, โ€œNo, thanks, I am traveling light.

Physics lesson: When a body is submerged in water, the phone rings.

Am i gravity?
– Bc im letting everyone down.

When my physics lecture ended, I asked my professor, โ€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?โ€
– He said, โ€œSorry. Thereโ€™s no Time.โ€

Amazon finally delivered my physics book
– It’s about time.

Where does bad light end up?
– In a prism.

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