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Physics puns ๐ŸŒ€ in 2021

Physics is full of problems
– And chemistry is full of solutions

Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested?
– He was released without charge

Why did Werner Heisenberg detest driving cars?
– Because, every time he looked at the speedometer he got lost!

Why did the physics teacher only allow 3 VIPs to his party?
– Because he only wanted 3 significant figures.

I thought of a great joke about physics
– but it would probably Bohr most of you..

My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.
– She was a total Psi’s queen

I sit in front if my ex in physics.
– There used to be a lot of friction between us

Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.
– His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe.
– But if you remove it, you get gravy.

Do you want to hear a physics joke?
– Wait, I forgot watt was it

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

There has been too much action in reaction to political scandals. Please write to your congressman to repeal Newton’s third law.

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