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Pirate puns ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆœ in 2022

Prepare to be boarded!

He is my INS โ€“ PIRATEIONย 

You are such an ARR โ€“ ROGANT manย 

I just PIRATE you from the depth of my heartย 

Have you consulted any doctor regarding your RES โ€“ PIRATE โ€“ TORY Problemsย 

What do pirates wear in the winter?ย ย Long Johns!

Letโ€™s head back to me ship and rock the boat.

Why are you ARR โ€“ RESTED by the policeย 

How did the pirate find out he needed glasses?ย 
He took an aye exam!

What shivers at the bottom of the ocean?A
nervous wreck.

That place was actually so ARR โ€“ RANGEROUSย 

Permission to fire my cannon through your portholes?

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