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Pirate puns in 2024

He is my INS – PIRATEION 

You are such an ARR – ROGANT man 

Prepare to be boarded!

Aye, Pirate! Is that a hornpipe in your pocket or are ye happy to me?

Can you PIRATE her on the map 

Who gets all their movies for free?  Pirates!

Where’s a pirate’s favorite place to eat breakfast?IHOP!

How do pirates know they exist?  They think,
therefore they ARRRRRRR!!!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? carrot.

I just love to watch the POWER ARR – RANGERS 

Have you heard any good pirate jokes? Well,
neither have ayyyye.

I know where you can bury your treasure.

Could you please send me your exact PIRATEION 

You are my ideal as well as my INS – PIRATEION 

Why do pirates bury their treasure 18 inches
under the ground?  Because booty is only shin deep!

What do you call a pirate’s hairstyle?A crew cut!

I have actually never ever seen such an ARR – ROGANT man like you in my entire life 

Pirate Jokes That “Arrrgh” Total Hidden Treasures!

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