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Horse puns ๐Ÿด in 2021

The only disease which most horses are scared of is Hay fever!

I had a half-horse friend who always had to be at the centaur of attention.

The horse bought a house, and he decided to pay his mortgage in in-stallion-ments for ten years!

There are no handles to a horse, but the 1910 model has a string to each side of its face for turning its head when there is anything you want it to see.

My neighbor has a horse who always neighs loudly at night.
-She’s a night-mare to live with!

The amateur artist displayed a lot of horse paintings and drawings as he was eager to mount an exhibit!

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground.

ย If a horse is asked to cast his vote for the Senate of the horses, it usually had the option of a hay or a neigh!

Horses are very bad at boxing as they just keep on hitting the hay!

Rein it in with the gossip!
– Youโ€™ll stirrup trouble.

A couple of horses decided to form a band called ‘The Foals’
-They have quite a colt following!

The bad horse didn’t want to answer any question that was asked to him, so he kept on stalling!

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