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Horse puns ๐Ÿด in 2023

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The only horse which will neverย lose a bet is Sherbet!

The horse was shown the red card and asked to leave the field while playing soccer as he would foal very often!

People on horses look better than they are; people in cars look worse than they are.

The arrogant horse was picked on by the other animals of the farm as they thought the horse would stirrup trouble any day.

Ponies are wonderful hosts as they have amazing horse-pitality!

Have you ever heard of the band Foals?
– They have a colt following.

The farm owner has a couple of horses and a huge sum of money in his bank
-He is definitely financially stable!

There was a joust, but the horse missed it as he had the knight off!

The only degree which a horse achieves after completing college is a pedegree!

Whoa!:ย A brake for horses.

The newly married horses were looking for a place to stay.
-They finally went to a hotel and booked the bridle suit!

The only cheese that can completely disguise a small horse is a mascarpone!

Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts.

The pony was a good journalist as he always brought news straight from the horse’s mouth!

Horses usually drink wine and champagne on a de-canter!

Maybe sheโ€™s barn with itโ€ฆ
– Maybe itโ€™s neighbelline.

ย While visiting a shopping mall, the horse had to visit the loo, so he went to the bathroom stall-ion.

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