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Horse puns ๐Ÿด in 2022

Just before the final race, one horse wanted to quit, so his friend asked him if it was an equest-ionable decision!

our neighbor has a horse named Mayo, and well, Mayo neighs a lot.

One of the most difficult jobs is to talk with a racehorse.
-They hardly stand furlong!

The little horse was scolded by his teacher as he always kept foaling around the class!

Still complaining?
– Get off your high horse.

I saw my brother riding uncomfortably on a tall horse.
-I told him to get off his high horse!

Horses usually carry their lunches to work wrapped in aluminum foal!

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

The little train which was named ‘Pony’ could gallop really fast as it had a very powerful horsepower engine!

The horse stalls at the racetrack were labeled F, E, D, B, and A.
– I got confused, and when asked about it, they said it’s because no one had ever bet on a seahorse.

When the Jedi Knight was to embark on a long adventure, his horse wished him, “May the horse be with you”.

In the race, I bet my money on a Himalayan horse
-I just had this feeling that it was a good horse Tibetan.

The good horse has always maintained a good shape as he had a stable diet!

Who were the two best horse thieves in the world?
– Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Before an important race, the champion horse prefers eating bread.
-His favorite is the thoroughbred!

After visiting the bathroom, the winged horse used the pegaflushes!

Wildย hornetsย couldnโ€™t drag me there.

Horses are extremely independent animals, and they can talk whinney wants to!

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