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Lion puns ๐Ÿฆ in 2023

What do lions do on a canoe?
– Use their roar!

What do you call a lion that changes color?
– A chamelion.

Where do you send a letter to a lion?
– Mane Street.

Mufasa wasnโ€™t going to take mutiny lion down!

Every dog is a lion at home ~ Henry George Bohn

Who is the lionโ€™s favorite football player?
– Lionel Messi.

How does the big cat like his steak?
– Raw.

How does a lion stop a video?
– He presses paws.

Lions are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!

What does a lion say to his pride before they go hunting?
– Let us preyโ€ฆ

Why did the lion trainer accessorize his lions?
– So they could take pride in their appearance.

What do you call a lion powered by a battery?
– A Li-on.

Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?
– He wanted a well-balanced meal.

Paws (Pause) โ€“ How you stop a lionโ€™s television.

Why didnโ€™t the lion eat the detective?
– He was undercover.

Why did the lion eat the lamp?
– He wanted a light lunch.

The lionโ€™s roar was so big that when I compressed itโ€ฆ
– It turned out to be a โ€œ.rawrโ€ file.

Pil-lion โ€“ Lion riding on the back of a motorbike.

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