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Lion puns ๐Ÿฆ in 2022

What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion?
– A tiger is missing the mane part.

Where does a lion sleep?
– Anywhere it wants to! Are you gonna stop it?!

To get to the other pride.

Fairy tails โ€“ What little lions love to hear before they go to bed.

What is the lionโ€™s favorite cheese?
– Roarquefort.

What street does the big cat live on?
– Mane St.

On which days do lions eat the most?
– Chewsdays.

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Why did the lion loose at poker?
– Because he was playing with a cheetah.

What do you call a good lion impression?
– A roaring success!

Why are desert lions so popular around Christmas time?
– They have sandy claws.

Did you hear about the humble cannibalistic lion?
– He swallowed his pride.

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