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Lion puns in 2024

What do lions do on a canoe?
– Use their roar!

What do you call a lion that changes color?
– A chamelion.

Where do you send a letter to a lion?
– Mane Street.

Mufasa wasn’t going to take mutiny lion down!

Every dog is a lion at home ~ Henry George Bohn

Who is the lion’s favorite football player?
– Lionel Messi.

How does the big cat like his steak?
– Raw.

How does a lion stop a video?
– He presses paws.

Lions are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!

What does a lion say to his pride before they go hunting?
– Let us prey…

Why did the lion trainer accessorize his lions?
– So they could take pride in their appearance.

What do you call a lion powered by a battery?
– A Li-on.

Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?
– He wanted a well-balanced meal.

Paws (Pause) – How you stop a lion’s television.

Why didn’t the lion eat the detective?
– He was undercover.

Why did the lion eat the lamp?
– He wanted a light lunch.

The lion’s roar was so big that when I compressed it…
– It turned out to be a “.rawr” file.

Pil-lion – Lion riding on the back of a motorbike.

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