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Medical puns ๐Ÿ’‰ in 2023

You can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely.

I have a joke about the flu but I hope you don’t get it.

Are you plueral effusion? because i cant breath with you around.

You know, the heart is the hungriest organ. It has the heartiest appetite.

What did the doctor give the sick snake? Asp-irin!

One of my dermatologist companions began his
profession from scratch

If you hurt your foot while driving, call a toe-truck.

Itโ€™s going tibia OK!

Make life Humerus.

We be-lung together!

The sick pig went to the hospital in a ham-bulance!

I kneed you.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

Let’s take the bird to the hospital for some tweetment!

ITS going tibia great day!

I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal
pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out.

Eyes make dedicated teachers because they only have one pupil.

Be quiet inside a pharmacy, you might wake the sleeping pills!

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