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Chicken puns in 2024

What do you call a crazy chicken?
– A cuckoo cluck!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
-An egg roll.

Chicks of the trade.

How long do chickens work?
-Around the cluck!

Hey, beautiful
-I am chicken you out!

Chick-to-chick
-It’s how all the cool chicks dance.

What do hens say on Halloween?
-Chick or treat!

What do you call a bird that is too afraid to fly?
-Chicken.

What’s a chicken’s favorite dance?
-Obviously it’s the chicken dance! It’s poultry in motion.

What do you get when a chicken lays on top of a barn?
-An eggroll!

What do you call a chicken that’s wearing a shell-suit?
-An egg.

You know blood is chicker than water!

How do you know if a chicken has been arrested?
– If it’s wearing hencuffs!

Hey!
-How’s chicks?

Any chicken studying egg-onomics is sure to ace all his eggs-aminations.

I had eggs for breakfast… But I’m still feeling peckish!

Who wrote the book Great Egg-spectations?
-Charles Chickens!

Chick a sickie.

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