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Chicken puns in 2024

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
-A brick layer!

Your hendwriting has improved

Where will you find a chicken letter?
-In a hen-velope

I really can’t wing for losing!

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
-Because talk is cheep!

Just wing it!

Get chicked out.

Using chicken puns shouldn’t test your hen-durance.

Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
-To stop any fowl play.

Chick or treat.

What is a hen’s favorite novel?
-Great Eggs-pectations by Charles Chickens!

 The best holiday for a wolf is Howl-o-ween!

What’s a great place for a chicken to sight see?
-Stone-hen-ge.

Her explanation clucked with me straight away.

The chicken farmer died under suspicious circumstances… The police suspected fowl play!

Where do chickens go on holiday?
-New Yolk City.

Chick overboard.

What do you call an excited chicken?
-Hen-thusiastic!

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