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Chicken puns ๐Ÿ” in 2021

How do baby hens dance?
-From chick to chick!

I just opened a dating site for chickens.
-It’s not my main job, I’m just doing it make hens meet.

Itโ€™s going chick and fast.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
– An eggs-traterrestrial

Their kids are a realย hendful

Whatโ€™s a chickenโ€™s favorite subject to study?
-Egg-onomics.

What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
-Hen-durance!

What do you call a mischievous chicken?
-A practical yolk-er.

Never misses a chick.

Where do tough chickens come from?
-Hard-boiled eggs!

Did you hear about the chicken who got caught when he cheated at Scrabble?
-His friends suspected fowl play.

We are in this together, through chick and thin.

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