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Chicken puns ๐Ÿ” in 2022

A chicken and an egg walk into a barโ€ฆย The bartender says, โ€œWhoโ€™s first?โ€

Theย henter becomes theย hented

What do you call a chicken from space?
– An egg-straterrestrial.

Trust me, this will bring out your inner comedi-hen.

I was making chicken broth, but I used the chickenโ€™s funny bone
-You could say I made a laughing stock

Youโ€™re just a one chick pony!

What does a chicken use to wake up?
-An alarm cluck.

Did you hear about the chicken who was naughty at school?
-He got egg-spelled.

If you were a chicken, you sure would be im-peck-able.

Why do chickens hate winter?
– Because they always feel so cooped up!

How do chickens talk to each other
-By using fowl language.

The best puns donโ€™t fall far from the poul-tree.

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