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History puns 🏺 in 2021

Why is history like a fruit cake?
– It’s full of dates.

Nobody knows about Napoleon’s brother because they were born-apart-e

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
– Plymouth Rock.

When my teacher asked me if I knew who built the ark in History class,
– I answered, “I have Noah idea!”

The colonized do not like British tea. They only want liber-tea.

The sweetest and fruitiest historical wonder of the world is the Grape Wall of China.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea?

– Because all proper tea is theft.

Alexander did not like eating chicken legs because he hated defeat.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
– At the bottom!

The comedian said a joke from the 17th century, the crowd went historical.

Before America was founded, the idea of a democratic nation in the New World was unPresidented.

I saw the Liberty Bell.

– It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

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