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History puns 🏺 in 2022

How did Louis XIV feel after completing the Palace of Versailles?
– Baroque.

If George Frederic Handel would be born in the modern era, his favorite song would be “Club Can’t Even Handel Me.”

The problem with studying history is that the teachers just seem to Babylon.

Hitler jokes are rude, Anne Frankly I don’t care.

One of the historical figures to play music with has got to be the talented Mr. Ben-jam-in Franklin.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Early Grey tea?

– Because proper tea is theft.

Henry VIII had breathing troubles – he had no heir!

We were debating about Charles Darwin in class when the teacher warned us,
– “Don’t let this evolve into an argument.”

How was the Roman Empire Cut in Half?
– With a pair of Caesars

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency
– even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting.

After having learned the history of chess, I have come to the conclusion that all chess players have quite a checkered past.

Robert E. Lee was voted most likely to Secede in his high school yearbook.

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