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Coffee puns ☕ in 2022

What’s its favorite Bob Marley song?
– Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.

Avoid discussing coffee in a sensitive company.
– It can make for a heated and strong debate.

You are so brew-tiful to me

What do you call a cow who’s just given birth?
-De-calf-inated!

You’re brew-ti-ful.

The woodpecker found a really firm bark.
-It was so im-peck-able.

Call me the queen of caffeine

What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee?
-Their friendship came to a bitter end.

What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married?
– We’re meant to bean together!

David Coffeefield

What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?
-I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it!

What’s a coffee’s favorite karaoke song?
-Hit Me With your Best Shot!

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