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Coffee puns in 2024

What’s its favorite Bob Marley song?
– Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.

Where have you bean all my life?

Twin Perks

That’s (coffee) grounds for dismissal.

Bottomless thanks!

How does Moses make coffee?
-He-brews it.

What’s black and never works?
-Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard.

Wake me up before you cocoa!

I love you a whole latte

Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch?
-Because he was pressed for time.

I like you a latte.

Coffee, the Vampire Slayer

Coffee is a part of my daily grind.

I can’t fully espresso my excitement!

Brew can do it!

What did the coffee lover name his son?
-Joe, obviously.

The Smashing Pumpkin Spice Lattes

Thanks a latte

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