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Coffee puns ☕ in 2021

Who’s your favorite actor?
-Al Cappuccino.

Where you bean all my life?

He’s Just Not That Into Brew

Everything I brew, I brew it for you

How does the serial killer like his coffee?
-How he likes his women—all ground up.

I made a pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.

I need to get stuff done but I keep procaffeinating

What’s a coffee’s favorite spell?
– Espresso Patronum!

AC/Decaf

How are guys just like coffee?
-The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!

What did the coffee say to its date? Hey there, hot stuff!

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