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Coffee puns in 2024

What’s its favorite Bob Marley song?
– Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.

You warm my heart.

How did Henry VIII like his coffee?
-Decap.

How did the hipster burn his tongue?
-He drank his coffee before it was cool.

What do coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
– Both are no good without cream!

Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems

Why did the coffee call the police?
-Because it was mugged.

Where have you bean all my life?

Twin Perks

That’s (coffee) grounds for dismissal.

Bottomless thanks!

How does Moses make coffee?
-He-brews it.

What’s black and never works?
-Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard.

Wake me up before you cocoa!

I love you a whole latte

Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch?
-Because he was pressed for time.

I like you a latte.

Coffee, the Vampire Slayer

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