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Fruit puns in 2024

 There were many kinds of apples in the group but the pineapple never felt like he fitted in.

 The other apple always said to his children, “You’re the apple of my eyes.”

The avocado wanted to avo-cuddle with his avo-cat-o.

The fig said that this Christmas would be her first pear-formance as a singer.

After taking English classes, the apple said, “Shakes-pear is my favorite poet.”

The orange coach said to his students to squeeze the day on their final tournament.

The fruits had organized a party, and a human was brought in but he did not enjoy the party, so some of them said, “Let that mango.”

After the banana lost her father, her mother was the only seed of hope.

The nectarine left everyone s-peach-less in his debut performance on the stage.

The leader of the revolutionary fruits was named Che Guava.

The grandmother apple told her grandson, “You’re one fine-apple.”

The two avocados opened a business and named it avoca-bros.

The fruits could not manage to get pear-mission for their participation in the school dance competition.

The apple said that he had got a tattoo out of pear-pressure.

The lemons had organized a game for their kids, it was, “Find the treasure zest.”

The guests were invited to a melon party and they were given the premium fruits to rest in the hotel.

The apples were feeling lonely because the banana split.

The apples made a piece of jewelry out of peaches and called them nectarines.

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