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Octopus puns ๐Ÿ™ in 2022

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
– Ten-tickles!

Why do octopuses love camping?
– They sleep in tent-icles!

Clock-topus โ€“ Octopus whoโ€™s always on time.

Stop!!! Youโ€™re kraken me up! Youโ€™re so funny!

What do you call an octopus musician?
– A rocktopus

What do humans and octopus have in common?
– Two sets of forearms (or four arms, in the case of the octopus!)

An octopus went to get a tattoo – he wanted to get inked up!

Broke-topus โ€“ Octopus with no money.

Ollie had no ink-ling what happened.

When are all octopuses born?
– October!

What do you get if you cross an octopus and a frog?
– A croak-topus!

I saw a singing octopus once, in the choral reef.

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