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Octopus puns ๐Ÿ™ in 2021

What’s a squid’s favourite pudding?
– Octo-pie!

Octopuses make the best criminals
– because they’re well armed.

Joke-topus โ€“ Octopus who tells funny stories.

Inkompetent (Incompetent)

How do young fish get to school?
– By octobus.

What do you call a flying octopus?
– An octocopter!

Where do octopuses sleep?
– On the seabed.

Octopie โ€“ When you put octopus in a pie.

What do octopus knights wear?
– A coat of arms.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
– Ten-tickles!

Why do octopuses love camping?
– They sleep in tent-icles!

Clock-topus โ€“ Octopus whoโ€™s always on time.

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