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Octopus puns in 2024

How do little fish get to school?
– They take the octo-bus!

What do you call a group of squid?
– A squad!

Oak-topus – Tall octopus with branches and leaves.

Inkorrect (Incorrect)

What did the doctor check on his octopus patient?
– His octopulse.

What type of keyboard does an octopus prefer to use?
– Sqwerty!

What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
– Itenticle.

Octo-puns – Eight octopuses making clever play on words.

You have to ink positive!

Why did the octopus cross the reef?
– To get to the other tide!

Buttock-topus – Back end of an octopus.

Octo-bus – How octopus kids go to school.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
– Tentacles.

Why is the octopus such a good cook?
– Because he’s a chef-alopod!

What is an octopus’s favourite item of clothing?
– The sock-topus!

Croak-topus – Octopus learning to speak frog.

Inkomplete (Incomplete)

What did the octopus use to make jelly?
– From ocean currants.

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