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Science puns in 2024

There’s a new theory on inertia, but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

Make like a melanogaster and buzz off!

Two uranium nuclei were waiting in line to go into a nuclear reactor.
-Bye,” said one, getting to the front of the queue. “Gotta split!

The wives of the American Society of Otolaryngologists have a cute saying
-The way to a man’s stomach is through his esophagus

A physicist was reading a book.
– “This chapter’s really tough to move through,” she said. “What’s it about?” asked her friend. “Friction,” the physicist replied.

A student kept asking the physics teacher, “What is the unit of power?” but the teacher just kept saying “Yes.”

When life gives you mold, make penicillin

The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond.
-Taken, not shared.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Photons are lucky.
-They never get baggage charges at airports because they’re always travelling light.

These funny jokes about particles will have you splitting your sides, never mind the atom.

You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, “Excuse me, is this stool taken?

I’m a big fan of renewable energy

Absolute zero is so cool!

A physics professor always made his class sit on the edge of a cliff while they studied.
-He said that was where they had most potential.

Na that’s sodium.

When organisms don’t like the rules, they protist.

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