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Science puns ๐Ÿ”ฌ in 2023

When organisms donโ€™t like the rules, they protist.

Na thatโ€™s sodium.

A nuclear physicist went into a chip shop.
– She ordered fission chips.

Baby, letโ€™s measure the amplitude of our physical wave.

Air resistance is a real drag.

A proton and an electron were having an argument.
– “Why are you always negative?” the proton yelled.

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Rest in peace, boiling water, you will be mist

Have you heard that entropy isnโ€™t what it used to be?

Make like a melanogaster and buzz off!

Thereโ€™s a new theory on inertia, but it doesnโ€™t seem to be gaining momentum.

Two uranium nuclei were waiting in line to go into a nuclear reactor.
-Bye,” said one, getting to the front of the queue. “Gotta split!

The wives of the American Society of Otolaryngologists have a cute saying
-The way to a manโ€™s stomach is through his esophagus

A student kept asking the physics teacher, “What is the unit of power?” but the teacher just kept saying “Yes.”

A physicist was reading a book.
– “This chapter’s really tough to move through,” she said. “What’s it about?” asked her friend. “Friction,” the physicist replied.

When life gives you mold, make penicillin

The nameโ€™s Bond. Ionic Bond.
-Taken, not shared.

These funny jokes about particles will have you splitting your sides, never mind the atom.

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