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Science puns ๐Ÿ”ฌ in 2022

453.6 graham crackers is 1 pound cake

A physicist lost the keys to his underground research lab.
– He was very con-CERN-ed.

A molecule tells another:
-A free-electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!

A quark doesnโ€™t walk into a bar and orders a drink.

You can never trust an atom to tell the truth.
-They make up everything.

I have a new theory on inertia but it doesnโ€™t seem to be gaining momentum.

If a plant is sad, do the other plants photosympathize with it?

The way to a manโ€™s heart is through his veins.

A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.

millionth of a mouthwash is 1 microscope

Isaac Newton walked into the lab and found his colleague, who was working on constants, lying flat on the floor.
-Gravity got you down?” Newton asked. “Just Plancking,” said his colleague.

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

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