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Science puns ๐Ÿ”ฌ in 2023

Thereโ€™s a new theory on inertia, but it doesnโ€™t seem to be gaining momentum.

Make like a melanogaster and buzz off!

Two uranium nuclei were waiting in line to go into a nuclear reactor.
-Bye,” said one, getting to the front of the queue. “Gotta split!

The wives of the American Society of Otolaryngologists have a cute saying
-The way to a manโ€™s stomach is through his esophagus

A student kept asking the physics teacher, “What is the unit of power?” but the teacher just kept saying “Yes.”

A physicist was reading a book.
– “This chapter’s really tough to move through,” she said. “What’s it about?” asked her friend. “Friction,” the physicist replied.

When life gives you mold, make penicillin

The nameโ€™s Bond. Ionic Bond.
-Taken, not shared.

These funny jokes about particles will have you splitting your sides, never mind the atom.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Photons are lucky.
-They never get baggage charges at airports because they’re always travelling light.

Iโ€™m a big fan of renewable energy

Youโ€™re so hot, you denature my proteins.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, โ€œExcuse me, is this stool taken?

Absolute zero is so cool!

A physics professor always made his class sit on the edge of a cliff while they studied.
-He said that was where they had most potential.

When organisms donโ€™t like the rules, they protist.

Na thatโ€™s sodium.

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