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Science puns ๐Ÿ”ฌ in 2022

These funny jokes about particles will have you splitting your sides, never mind the atom.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Photons are lucky.
-They never get baggage charges at airports because they’re always travelling light.

Iโ€™m a big fan of renewable energy

Youโ€™re so hot, you denature my proteins.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, โ€œExcuse me, is this stool taken?

Absolute zero is so cool!

A physics professor always made his class sit on the edge of a cliff while they studied.
-He said that was where they had most potential.

When organisms donโ€™t like the rules, they protist.

Na thatโ€™s sodium.

A nuclear physicist went into a chip shop.
– She ordered fission chips.

Baby, letโ€™s measure the amplitude of our physical wave.

Air resistance is a real drag.

A proton and an electron were having an argument.
– “Why are you always negative?” the proton yelled.

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Rest in peace, boiling water, you will be mist

Have you heard that entropy isnโ€™t what it used to be?

Make like a melanogaster and buzz off!

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