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Science puns ๐Ÿ”ฌ in 2021

A physics student failed an exam so badly his test paper froze solid.
– He got absolute zero.

The wives of the American Society of Otolaryngologists have a cute saying
-The way to a manโ€™s stomach is through his esophagus

If at first you donโ€™t succeed, call it version 1.0.

If you were anatomy, then Iโ€™d be physiologyโ€ฆ because they always go together!

I was going to make a sodium joke, but Na.

A student kept asking the physics teacher, “What is the unit of power?” but the teacher just kept saying “Yes.”

A physicist was reading a book.
– “This chapter’s really tough to move through,” she said. “What’s it about?” asked her friend. “Friction,” the physicist replied.

I donโ€™t need a spine
– itโ€™s holding me back!

When life gives you mold, make penicillin

A nuclear physicist logged into his friend’s playlist.
-The first song up was “Atomic”.

A physics student had nothing to do but study electrical charges.
-“I’m Bohr-ed,” she complained.

The nameโ€™s Bond. Ionic Bond.
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