Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Science puns in 2025

There’s a new theory on inertia, but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

Absolute zero is so cool!

A physics professor always made his class sit on the edge of a cliff while they studied.
-He said that was where they had most potential.

When organisms don’t like the rules, they protist.

Na that’s sodium.

A nuclear physicist went into a chip shop.
– She ordered fission chips.

Baby, let’s measure the amplitude of our physical wave.

Air resistance is a real drag.

A proton and an electron were having an argument.
– “Why are you always negative?” the proton yelled.

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Rest in peace, boiling water, you will be mist

Have you heard that entropy isn’t what it used to be?

Make like a melanogaster and buzz off!

Two uranium nuclei were waiting in line to go into a nuclear reactor.
-Bye,” said one, getting to the front of the queue. “Gotta split!

The wives of the American Society of Otolaryngologists have a cute saying
-The way to a man’s stomach is through his esophagus

A student kept asking the physics teacher, “What is the unit of power?” but the teacher just kept saying “Yes.”

A physicist was reading a book.
– “This chapter’s really tough to move through,” she said. “What’s it about?” asked her friend. “Friction,” the physicist replied.

When life gives you mold, make penicillin

Follow us on Facebook