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Sleep puns ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ค in 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday?
– Itโ€™s OK though, he woke up!

What do you call it when you sleep next to a close relative?
– Nap-kin.

Why do keyboards never sleep?
– Because they have two shifts.

Did you hear about the lady who always goes to sleep on a chandelier?
– She’s a light sleeper!

Why do dragons sleep in the day time?
– So they can fight knights!

Why did the little girl take her bicycle to bed with her?
– Because she didnโ€™t want to sleepwalk.

What do you call a tired herbivore?
– A Zzzzebra.

What do you call it when a kid is fighting going to sleep?
– Resisting a rest.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me.
– I could do it with my eyes closed.

Why do worms hate getting up in the morning?
– Because the early bird catches the worm!

How will you prove that you are not a light sleeper?
– Go sleep in the dark.

Why is sleeping so easy?
– Because you can do it with your eyes shut!

There was a kidnapping at school today.
– Itโ€™s okay though, he woke up.

I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
– Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

These sleep puns will keep kids giggling all the way ’til bedtime.

I got paid for being part of a study at a sleep clinic last night
… it was my dream job!

What do you call a sleepy truck?
– Tired.

Scientists have finally discovered exactly how much sleep a human needs.
– โ€œJust five minutes more.โ€

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