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Sleep puns ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ค in 2022

What’s the sleepiest food? PiZZZZZZa!

Did you hear about the girl who was dreaming that she was eating a giant marshmallow?
– She woke up and her pillow was gone!

Which art supply will make you tired?
– A cra-yawn.

What do you call making up for lost sleep?
– Melatonement.

I have a condition that makes me eat when I canโ€™t sleep.
– Itโ€™s called insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

What did the Mummy broom say to the baby broom?
– Itโ€™s time to go to sweep!

Why did the man run around his bed?
– He wanted to catch up on his sleep!

What do you call a person who is tired of playing card games?
– Cardboard.

My little cousin was showing off that he sleeps in a race car bed.
– Jokes on him, I sleep in a real car.

I finally got eight hours of sleep.
– It took me three days, but whatever.

Which animal sleeps with its shoes on?
– A horse!

Do you know which animal falls asleep with its shoes on?
– A horse.

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