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Sleep puns ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ค in 2021

What do you call a snoozing dinosaur?
– A dino-snore!

Did you hear about the lady who always goes to sleep on a chandelier?
– She’s a light sleeper!

What do you call a very sleepy egg?
– Eggs-hausted.

If there is a king and queen-size mattress, where does the prince sleep?
– On the heir mattress.

I went to a gig last night and the bandโ€™s guitarist passed out on stage.
– He must have rocked himself to sleep.

Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicine cupboard?
– She didnโ€™t want to wake up the sleeping pills!

What is huge, grayish, and can send people to sleep?
– A hypno-potamus.

What happens to a man who runs behind a car?
– He gets exhausted.

Just bought a sleeping bag for $30.
– No idea how to wake it up though.

To bears, people in sleeping bags are soft tacos.

What should you do if you find a dinosaur sleeping in your bed?
– Find somewhere else to sleep!

How do you make a baby alien go to sleep?
– You rocket.

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