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Milk puns ๐Ÿฅ› in 2022

I took a group tour of a milk factory …
While inside, I took a deep breath and said, “Ahh, nice dairy air!”

The woman next to me strongly disagreed. She didn’t have to smack me though …

I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were milk I’d sniff you first.

You are legend-dairy.

Milk is the speediest dairy product. It’s pasteurized before you ever get to see it.

Which company did the cow work in?
– At a government uddertaking.

Cows have hooves instead of feet
– because they lactose.

Farmer milks his profits from cows
– How dairy

I don’t drink skimmed milk any more. I hate the idea of a cow being thrown across a lake.

Whatโ€™s the difference between milk and yogurt?
– Yogurt comes from a more sophisticated culture.

Why did the cows stand in attention for two minutes?
– They were expressing soli-dairy-ty.

I replaced the milk in the carton with lemon juice. Everyone was really sour about it.

The first person to ever drink cow’s milk got into loads of trouble. The people were appalled, they said, “how dairy!”

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