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Donut puns in 2024

I’m (do)nuts about you

Why do donuts hate puns so much? They donut like
to joke around!

Donut underestimate the power of baked goods.

You’re A-Dough-Rable

What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.

How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.

Thank goodness its Fri-dough.

You donut how much you mean to me

Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.

You’ve really got a hole on me.

What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!

What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!

Hole me closer, tiny donut.

Eat more hole foods.

Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!

What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”

Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!

Don’t be an a-hole

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