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Donut puns in 2024

I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.

Which nut has a hole in it?
A donut.

It’s your birthday, let’s donuts!

Donut worry, be happy

What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”

Donut kill my vibe.

I love you a hole lot

When do bakers stop making donuts? When they get
tired of the hole thing.

Donut ever let me go.

Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!

What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!

Donut underestimate the power of baked goods.

Donut you forget about me

What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.

Let’s go to Dunkin. We need more hole foods!

Oh, Hole-y Night…

A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce. It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.

Donut go breaking my heart.

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