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Donut puns in 2024

You donut how much you mean to me

Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.

You’ve really got a hole on me.

What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!

What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!

Hole me closer, tiny donut.

Eat more hole foods.

Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!

What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”

Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!

Don’t be an a-hole

The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.” The customer agreed, ‘it must be double glazing.’

Do or donut, there is no try.

Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds

Warning! Donuts will make your clothes shrink.

You’re driving me donuts!

Donut give up, just do your best.

Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.

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