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Blue puns 🔵 in 2023

Whats blue and not heavy?
– Light blue :)))

What is blue and doesn’t fit?
– A dead epileptic.

What’s red and smells like blue paint??
– Red paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Don’t confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.

Teal the show.

You’re right on blue.

Blued to the television.

Three square teals.

Blue jeans should be considered a condiment
Because every time I put them on, I look like a snack.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant?
Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday

Rest azured.

Just teal with it.

Say a blue words.

Pick and blues.

Take your blue, we’re starting.

That’s not a big teal.

What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue
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