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Blue puns in 2024

What is blue and doesn’t fit?
– A dead epileptic.

Whats blue and not heavy?
– Light blue :)))

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Don’t confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.

I haven’t got a blue.

Teal the show.

Heads or teals.

What’s red and smells like blue paint??
– Red paint.

No blues is good blues.

Blued to your seat.

What is blue and smells like red paint
– Blue paint

A tell-teal sign.

The Beatles once recorded a song about a blue underwater vehicle.
Oops, wrong sub.

Why can’t redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
– They got no soul.

What’s blue and tastes like red paint?
– blue paint

Azure headed into town…

Reinventing the teal.

This was built for blue.

Don’t call me, I’ll call blue.

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