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Blue puns 🔵 in 2022

Teal the show.

What’s red and smells like blue paint??
– Red paint.

Whats blue and not heavy?
– Light blue :)))

What is blue and doesn’t fit?
– A dead epileptic.

My least favourite hue is purple. It’s worse than red and blue combined.

Someone like blue.

Blue and far between.

Heads or teals.

What’s the difference between a dishwasher in a sports BBQ and a blue whale?
One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.

What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?
– A Navy Seal!

What’s blue and smells like red paint?
– Blue paint

It’s not over teal it’s over.

You’re right on blue.

Blued to the television.

Three square teals.

Blue jeans should be considered a condiment
Because every time I put them on, I look like a snack.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant?
Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday

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