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Blue puns 🔵 in 2023

Whats blue and not heavy?
– Light blue :)))

What is blue and doesn’t fit?
– A dead epileptic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Don’t confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.

Teal the show.

What’s red and smells like blue paint??
– Red paint.

I’m eating for blue.

That is too good to be blue.

Blue can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

Ah, the sweet smalt of success.

What’s red and smells like blue paint?
– Red paint.

A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.

Telling tall teals.

Life’s blue short.

How blue-tiful!

I’d hate to be the bearer of bad blues.

Every picture teals a story.

The red ship collided with a blue ship!
The crews got marooned…

What is blue and doesn’t weigh much?
Light blue.
Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold
Edit 2 : Wow that blue up
Edit 3 : I never type “thanks for the …” line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.

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