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Blue puns in 2024

What is blue and doesn’t fit?
– A dead epileptic.

Whats blue and not heavy?
– Light blue :)))

I haven’t got a blue.

Teal the show.

Heads or teals.

What’s red and smells like blue paint??
– Red paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Don’t confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.

Doctor Blue.

Take a blue deep breaths.

Nerves of teal.

Yes, cyan.

Two boats full of red and blue paint crashed in the indian ocean today
All of the crew are marooned

What’s blue and sits on a toilet?
A police man doing his duty (doodie).
Joke courtesy of my Pepere (RIP)

What’s blue and doesn’t weigh very much?
– Light blue.

Head over teals in love.

I blue you were trouble.

Show us your blue colours.

What’s red and smells like blue paint?
– Red paint.

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