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Vegetable puns ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ… in 2022

Just turned down a job at my local vegetable shop; the celery was unacceptable.

I hope thistle cheer you up

What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
-A-spear-iguess

Trying to find a new place, I donโ€™t need mushroom.

So I’ve lost a bag of cruciferous root vegetables…
-…but it’s okay, I’m sure they’ll turnip somewhere.

Mom said she’d throw her son from a cliff if he didn’t eat his vegetables …
-… but it was a bluff!

A good gardener doesnโ€™t miss a beet.

What a spud muffin

What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
-Turnip over

Lettuce be thankful

Iโ€™m carrying around a lot of emotionalย cabbage

My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry
-So I threw a pumpkin at her

Iโ€™m kale-ing it a day.

Donโ€™t kale my vibe

Are you tryna be in a coma??
-Mama always told me to eat my vegetables

You be my sweet potato, and Iโ€™ll be your spud muffin.

You had me at aloe

My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
-Lettuce know.

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