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Vegetable puns ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ… in 2021

Just turned down a job at my local vegetable shop; the celery was unacceptable.

I hope thistle cheer you up

What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
-A-spear-iguess

Mom said she’d throw her son from a cliff if he didn’t eat his vegetables …
-… but it was a bluff!

Fry as hard as you can.

What kind of vegetable would star in Home Alone?
-A macauliflower

What kind of vegetable refuses to talk to you?
-An incommunivocado.

Bean there, done that.

Sage advice, there

If you were a vegetable…
-You would be a cucumber.

You say you make a great caesar salad, but that romaines to be seen.

His authenticity wasย kaledย into question

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