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Vegetable puns ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ… in 2023

Mom said she’d throw her son from a cliff if he didn’t eat his vegetables …
-… but it was a bluff!

Just turned down a job at my local vegetable shop; the celery was unacceptable.

I hope thistle cheer you up

What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
-A-spear-iguess

Trying to find a new place, I donโ€™t need mushroom.

So I’ve lost a bag of cruciferous root vegetables…
-…but it’s okay, I’m sure they’ll turnip somewhere.

Just dill with it

What is Nigel Farage’s least favourite type of vegetable?
-The European Onion

My coworker brought some vegetables to snack on during work, and he didnโ€™t offer me any
-Itโ€™s like he didnโ€™t even carrot all

You make my heart skip a beet!

Sweet chive of mind

Girl are you a vegetable?
-Because I would totall hit that assparagus of yours

If u were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.

Be careful with that shopping bag! Thereโ€™s aย leekย in it

What’s a metalheads favorite vegetable?
– Korn

Vegetable puns make me feel good from my head tomatoes.

Netflix and dill

Why did the vegetable never meet his father?
-Because he had a dead beet dad.

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