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Nut puns in 2024

What type of nut doesn’t like baseball?
– A sick nut.

Your secret is safe with me. I walnut give it away.

Nut-thing lasts forever, except my love for you!

No pine no gain!

The nuts often visited the bar for beverages are known as the snack bar.

What did one nut friend say to another?
– I’ll cashew you later.

Why was there peanut butter on the road?
– It went with the traffic jam.

The pecan and the walnut are good friends because they are both nuts.

The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.

What sound is made by a nut when the nut sneezes?
– Cashew.

What do you call an emotionally unstable peanut?
– Peanut brittle.

What kind of nut was on the moon?
– Answer: An astronut.

Hurry up, you better put your ca-shews on!

I love almond milk because it’s not like any udder milk.

Why were the police so frustrated at getting the criminal to confess?
– Because he was a tough nut to crack.

Two peanuts were walking down the road but only one was attacked. They suspect the reason was the other was unsalted.

What do you call a brothel for construction workers?
– Nuts N’ Bolts

The progress of the waiting line was pine-fully slow.

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