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Nut puns ๐Ÿฅœ in 2022

What type of nut doesnโ€™t like baseball?
– A sick nut.

Your secret is safe with me. I walnut give it away.

Nut-thing lasts forever, except my love for you!

Cashew a question?
– Nut now!

Don’t panic, stay c-almond and collected.

Why do walnuts and pecans go to see a psychiatrist?
– Because they are both nuts.

What do bankers consider the wealthiest nuts?
– Cashoos.

What do you call it when a alien bust a nut
– A starburst

Donโ€™t look! I can see you pecan through the window.

The kind of socks you need when planting nuts are garden hoses.

Why did the nut often go barefoot?
– Because itโ€™s hard to find cashews that fit.

I want an almond flavoured biscuit. Amaretti?
– You bet I am.

If I hang this on the wall, is it called a walnut?

A motivated nut is a pecan. Because pe-can do anything.

What was said by one nut to another nut?
– Help.

Which is cheaper, a can of beer nuts or deer nuts?
– Deer nuts by a mile. You can find them under a buck.

What is a coconut never guilty of?
– Answer: Nuttiness

Cashew see Iโ€™m nuts about you?

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