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Nut puns ๐Ÿฅœ in 2022

What type of nut doesnโ€™t like baseball?
– A sick nut.

Your secret is safe with me. I walnut give it away.

Nut-thing lasts forever, except my love for you!

Hurry up, you better put your ca-shews on!

I love almond milk because it’s not like any udder milk.

Why were the police so frustrated at getting the criminal to confess?
– Because he was a tough nut to crack.

Two peanuts were walking down the road but only one was attacked. They suspect the reason was the other was unsalted.

What do you call a brothel for construction workers?
– Nuts N’ Bolts

The progress of the waiting line was pine-fully slow.

A kidney stone has another name, and that is a pee-nut.

Why do squirrels make poor jokesters?
– Because all their puns are nutty.

Two peanuts walking down the road, one was assaultedโ€ฆ

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