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Nut puns ๐Ÿฅœ in 2021

Your secret is safe with me. I walnut give it away.

Nut-thing lasts forever, except my love for you!

What type of nut doesnโ€™t like baseball?
– A sick nut.

Mixed nuts are just cashews with obstacles.

The covered almond looked at the mirror, and it said, โ€œthatโ€™s me in a nutshellโ€.

Why do bodybuilders buy a ton of walnuts?
– Because they are health nuts.

Why are almond milkers crazy?
– Theyโ€™re around nuts all day.

Why did the boy leave the chestnuts in the rain?
– Answer: He wanted them rustedโ€ฆ

What will Hamlet say if he was a squirrel?
– To be or nut to be!

Nothing is said by the peanut to the elephant because peanuts donโ€™t have the ability to talk.

Whatโ€™s another name for a chess-nut?
– A nut who loves chess.

A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, โ€œin a nut shell, itโ€™s an oak treeโ€.

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