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Nut puns ๐Ÿฅœ in 2023

What type of nut doesnโ€™t like baseball?
– A sick nut.

Your secret is safe with me. I walnut give it away.

Nut-thing lasts forever, except my love for you!

If you donโ€™t like my jokes, I guess Iโ€™m acorn-y.

What would the hanging nuts be called?
– Walnuts.

Did you hear about how Planters is planning to launch an astronaut in space?
– They call their candidates for space astro-nuts.

Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered a pyramid covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Itโ€™s believed to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher.

I walnut forget your birthday, thatโ€™s for sure.

You could say that our family is like fudge. Mostly sweet, with a few nuts!

What was said by the pedophile to the nut cracker?
– you are too young to be performing that.

Whatโ€™s the most popular motivational t-shirt?
– Stay c-almond and collected.

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
– Answer: Cashew

Iโ€™ll cashew later!

Have you seen how they milk an almond?
– It’s just nuts!

Why do peanut butter sandwiches make great social media wogs?
– Because they spread it around.

What do you call a nut who works hard?
– One who burns the mid-nut oil.

What does a Chestnut tree and an asylum have in common
– They’re both full of nuts

Nut that it matters, but I have some nuts for you.

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