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Graduation puns ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ“ in 2023

My wife found out she’s pregnant (pregante, pragnent, etc.) and graduated college at the same time!
– She earned her MA degrees!

The best feeling in the world is knowing your parents are smiling because of you.

โ€œWhat feels like the end is often the beginning.โ€

โ€œThe future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.โ€

โ€œIt is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.โ€

i told my dad i was graduating with Summa Cum Laude
– and he said “you’re graduating Cumma Matata?”

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

“Ain’t about how fast I get there, ain’t about what’s waiting on the other side โ€” it’s the climb.”

โ€œTomorrow will be a new chapter in my life. This book is getting very interesting.โ€

โ€œTime to make the magic happen.โ€

Hey, do we own a graduated cylinder?
– No, it never made it past the 11th grade.

Now, it’s hotter in here by one degree.

“It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of self that we take our next steps into the world.”

โ€œI donโ€™t know where Iโ€™m going, but Iโ€™m on my way.โ€

โ€œCan I take a nap now?โ€

When Math majors graduate …
– Do they get degrees or radians?

Behind you, all your memories. Before you, all your dreams. Around you, all who love you. Within you, all you need.

โ€œLet the new adventures begin.โ€

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