Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Graduation puns in 2024

I graduated with a Chemistry degree, but the only job I got was testing carbonated beverages.
– It was Soda grading.

How lucky I am to have something, that makes saying goodbye so hard.

“There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.”

“May your cap fly as high as your dreams.”

“Teenage angst has paid off well. Now I’m bored and old.”

I was just voted “Least Likely to Succeed” by my graduating class.
– I hate being a teacher

What feels like the end is often the beginning.

Your future is an unwritten symphony just awaiting your creative, daring and unique talent to make it a masterpiece.

“The best is yet to come.”

“I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.”

What unit does a graduated cylinder measure in?
– Degrees.

Proud of my B.S.

“I wish that I could have this moment for life.”

“It always seems impossible until it’s done.”

“I owe my diploma to coffee.”

Graduated Dog
– What did the dog get when he graduated? A petdegree!

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.

“And so the adventure begins.”

Follow us on Facebook