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Lemon puns ๐Ÿ‹ in 2022

I gave a woman some lemonade last night and schwepped her off her feet.

Do you know dino-saurs?
– They used to dominate this planet in the early citrus era.

Lemons are positive fruits. They always want to squeeze the day and live for the moment instead of worrying much about the future.

The lemon didnโ€™t do well at school because it couldnโ€™t concentrate.

A cat that eats lemons is a sour puss.

When a lemon falls in love it catches peelings.

What do we get when we cross a lemon and a cat?
โ€“ A sour puss.

Youโ€™re simply the zest!

Lemons always apply sun lotion because they peel all the time.

What did the pickle say to the lemon?
– โ€œI relish our time together!โ€.

Don’t you just love lemons?
– They are sub-lime!

My hand looks like a lemon pie because it has meringue on it.

What does the lime say to the lemon?
– โ€œSour you doing?โ€

Do you know dino-saurs?
– They used to dominate this planet in the early citrus era.

You’re simply the zest!

The lemons stop rolling down the hill because they run out of juice unexpectedly.

Lemonade is always willing to help homeless lemons.

The lemon decided to hang out with a prune because it could not find a date.

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