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Lemon puns ๐Ÿ‹ in 2022

Don’t you just love lemons?
– They are sub-lime!

My hand looks like a lemon pie because it has meringue on it.

What does the lime say to the lemon?
– โ€œSour you doing?โ€

Do you know dino-saurs?
– They used to dominate this planet in the early citrus era.

You’re simply the zest!

The lemons stop rolling down the hill because they run out of juice unexpectedly.

Lemonade is always willing to help homeless lemons.

The lemon decided to hang out with a prune because it could not find a date.

When lemons start fighting all hell breaks juice!

A dinosaur eating a lemon is a Tyrannasourest Rex.

The lemon decides to hang out with a prune because it cannot find a date.

Youโ€™re my main squeeze!

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