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Monkey puns ๐Ÿต in 2021

Why donโ€™t monkeys wear pocket watches?
– Because they donโ€™t wear pants.

Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
– Although monkeys are more filling.

What do you call a monkey flying in the sky?
– A hot air baboon!

Whatโ€™s a monkeyโ€™s favourite kind of computer?
– An Ape-le mac.

What does a gorilla learn first in school?
– The A-Pe-Cees!

How do monkeys get down the stairs?
– They slide down the banana-ster.

How did the gorilla know she was poorly?
– She had a belly ape.

Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building?
– Because he couldnโ€™t fit in the lift.

What’s are monkey’s favourite biscuits?
– Chocolate chimp cookies.

Where does a monkey nap on a summer afternoon?
– An ape-ricot.

Did you hear about that lame party in the jungle?
– Someone forgot to bring the chimps and dip.

Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
– Because the elevator was broken.

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