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Flamingo puns ๐Ÿฆฉ in 2023

My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression.
– I had to put my foot down.

Why are flamingos such good patients?
– Theyโ€™re used to wading.

“I’m totally flamazing.”

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
– Because if they slept with two legs up they’d fall over

My girlfriend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo.. was at that moment I knew I needed to put my foot down.

How are flamingo like ants?
– They both live in colonies.


My friends have been meddling in my business a lot, and it’s annoying. Today, one told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
– That’s when I put my foot down.

I keep on getting peer pressured into playing the flamingo game
– But I’m not going to play anymore. Im putting my foot down

What are flamingos called after they die?
– Flaminghosts.

Ride the flamingo-carts.

“The pinker the better.”

A dead flamingo…
– would be called a flaminstop

What did the flamingo say when they forgot to study for a test?
– It’s okay, I’ll wing it.

Whatโ€™s the opposite of a flamingo?
– A flamin-stop.

“Stand tall and be fabulous.”

Do you know why flamingos sleep with one leg pulled up?
– If they pulled both legs up, they would fall over.

My husband told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo…
– So I put my foot down.

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