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Mustache puns in 2023

My father doesn’t like to shave money for future, so he washes it out!

What did the mustache ask his elder brother?
– I see you looking at me like that, what’s growing on?

My dad always used to say that “growing a moustache is a man’s way of taking his life by the horns and deciding to be more attractive and successful!”

I complimented someone for their amazing mustache.
– I don’t understand why she threw a fit though.

The mustachioed Santa came with his elves and greeted all children “Merry-stech-mas my love.”

You should never avoid him
– because he is beardiful.

The three mustache-ers.

I once asked a great tree what the best facial hair style was. After thinking about it for a long time, the tree replied: “A moss-stache, of course!”

Complementing a mustache should be a good thing
– I don’t know why she took it as an insult.

I mustache you a question, are you able to find the pun?

What did the dissatisfied client say about Ash, the barber?
– Nobody should ever get a must-ash styled by him.

Well, I spent years looking for the perfect moustache. But then, I realized the truth. It was under my nose the whole time!

How do you tell the difference between a man with a mustache and a man without a mustache?
– The man with a mustache is the attractive one.

Women are like the police
– Once they’ve settled on a partner they eat a lot of donuts and then grow a mustache

Clean shaven comedian is so funny
– because his wit is razor-sharp.

Why are the careers of celebrity mustaches so short lived?
– They are hair today, gone tomorrow.

How is a moustache similar to wine and cheese? Easy… they all tend to get better with time!

People need to learn how to take a compliment…
– Just today I complimented the most epic mustache I’ve ever seen and the lady didn’t even say thanks.

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