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Yoga puns ๐Ÿง˜ in 2023

What would people call a model doing yoga?
– A Poser.

Which is the only vegetable that would go for yoga classes?
– It is probably muscle sprouts.

How can you tell when a yoga instructor is extremely angry?
– He gets incensed.

Knock knock!
Whoโ€™s there?
Yoga who?
Yoga to try this, it feels amazing.

โ€œIโ€™ve got 99 problems and Iโ€™m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.โ€

Why does the bear loves his yoga classes?
– He likes to paws and reflects.

How does a student feel after a good yoga and meditation class in the morning?
– Calm and Com-posed.

What did the yogi tell his dog?
– Nama-stay!

Why didnโ€™t the yogi have drugs when getting a filling?
– He wanted to transcend dental medication.

โ€œYou are one yoga class away from a good mood.โ€

The other day, I saw a sign for a beginner’s yoga class which said: “enquire within”.

What did the student say when her yoga teacher asked her to touch her knees with her nose?
– She thought it was a bit of a stretch.

Why does an obese ghost not want to go for yoga classes regularly?
– He fears being exercised.

What kind of yoga moves are popular at nudist yoga?
– Over-ex-poses.

โ€œYoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured, and endure what cannot be cured.โ€

What would the last yoga position of a Yogi ever be?
– Decom-pose.

What did the student say when her teacher taught her poses that targeted her core?
– She said, “These poses are abs-olutely killer!”.

Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class?
– It couldnโ€™t find its center.

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