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Yoga puns ๐Ÿง˜ in 2022

Why do vegetable lovers love practicing yoga regularly?
– They always want to find their inner peas.

What did everyone think about the book that the new yoga instructor wrote about losing belly fat in ten days?
– Everyone found it very vague, rather abs-tract.

What do you say at the end of a squirrel yoga class?
– Nutmaste.

Why didnโ€™t the yogi vacuum the stairs?
– He had no attachments.

โ€œIf you fall. Iโ€™ll be there. โ€“ Love, Mat. โ€œ

My yoga teacher told me that getting me fit poses a strong mountain of a task.
But he also said that if we do it well, I will be one happy person.

How do you know your yoga instructor is angry with you?
– He gets incensed.

If fishes wanted to do yoga, then where can they go to?
– They have to go to the river bend.

Why did the yogi return the vacuum cleaner?
– It came with too many attachments.

โ€œYoga is like music. The rhythm of the body, the melody of the mind, and the harmony of the soul create the symphony of life.โ€

My teacher asked me for my favorite yoga position. “Sleeping one”, I answered.

How can one look at things from a different perspective?
– By doing poses in yoga.

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