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Yoga puns in 2024

What would you call your friend doing yoga with the flu?
– Sick and twisted.

What should you say to stay back at the yoga center and not be rude?
– Nah-must-stay.

What do you call a bagel that has mastered yoga?
– A pretzel.

What sort of creature hibernates in odd poses?
– A yoga bear.

“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.”

What is the most dangerous pose in yoga?
– It is the corpse pose.

What happens when a student refuses to perform a pose during classes?
– The yoga instructor im-poses it on the student.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?
– De-compose.

“The very heart of yoga practice is ‘abyhasa’ – steady effort in the direction you want to go.”

“Mondays, nothing a bit of yoga can’t fix.”

The most romantic yoga position that is perfect for lovers is ‘Pro-pose’.

What do a yoga instructor and an apple peeler have in common?
– Both of them really take you to the core.

Why did the girl never practice yoga poses that targeted belly fat?
– She thought it was an absolute waist of time.

What did the yoga teacher say when her friend asked her to leave the party?
– Nah, Imma stay.

“It’s astounding how much one’s stress level goes down with the simple act of switching from skinny jeans to yoga pants.”

Why couldn’t a yogi keep up the job as a cashier?
– Because the yogi kept saying change comes from within.

If someone kills a yoga teacher before the yoga session, what is it called?
– A pre-meditated murder.

Why does everyone love yoga teachers?
– They bend over backwards for you.

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