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Yoga puns ๐Ÿง˜ in 2022

Which yoga pose is the most popular after an intense yoga session?
– Decom-pose.

Why did the girl stop going to her yoga classes?
– She said it was not working out.

Iโ€™m worried Iโ€™m not that good at yoga.
– Some days, I feel like just a poser.

Tried to make some yoga classes but it was a bit of a stretch.

โ€œYoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.โ€

I messaged my friend that the yoga class was canceled.
She replied, “Yogatta be kidding me?”

What did the yoga instructor have for breakfast every day?
– Berries with yogi-urt.

How does a yoga instructor pick on a student in front of the whole class?
– He puts the student in an awkward position.

Whatโ€™s the most dangerous yoga move?
– Corpse pose.

“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.”

What kind of lattes do gym trainers like?
– The Pilates one.

Why does the fisherman not go for yoga classes anymore?
– He stopped after he pulled a mussel last week.

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