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Yoga puns in 2024

What kind of lattes do gym trainers like?
– The Pilates one.

Why does the fisherman not go for yoga classes anymore?
– He stopped after he pulled a mussel last week.

Why did the shellfish go for yoga classes regularly?
– To get stronger mussels.

My doctor doesn’t want me to go to yoga anymore.
– He thinks I self-meditate too much.

“All that makes you fragile and fierce and clever and powerful and wounded and creative and layered and thoughtful and moody and spiritual and wild and damaged, can be described in one single word: lovely.”

Why did the doughnut have a difficult time in yoga class?
– It could not find its center.

What did the yoga instructor say when her student complained of no visible results after regular classes?
– She said it would be worth the weight.

What does the yoga teacher want for their birthday?
– All they want is your presence.

I told my new yoga teacher I was an expert. He asked me to show the class an advanced pose. That put me in a difficult position.

“Yoga? Humour? Hmmmm… I think it’s a stretch!”

I was looking at the most utility flexible cars being a yoga buff myself.
The salesman suggested that I buy a Mercedes Bends.

What did the yoga instructor want for her birthday?
– No gifts, only presence.

What was inscribed on the sign on the door of the yoga class?
– Please inquire within.

What kind of yogas do cadavers do?
– Decom-pose.

“The quality of our breath expresses our inner feelings.”

What sort of creature can hibernate in weirdly odd poses?
– A yoga bear.

Why does the demon go for yoga classes regularly?
– He loves to exorcise there.

How did the ketchup bottle prove that it is good at practicing yoga poses?
– It said, “I can stretch from my head to-ma-toes”.

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