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Yoga puns ๐Ÿง˜ in 2021

My teacher asked me for my favorite yoga position. “Sleeping one”, I answered.

How can one look at things from a different perspective?
– By doing poses in yoga.

How do you know when the yoga instructor is good?
– None of her students get bent out of shape.

Iโ€™ve been practicing yoga for decades.
– Itโ€™s been a long stretch.

“Yoga is the stilling of the changing states of the mind.โ€

How do you know if the yoga clinic is hiring new people to work with them?
– They will have many open positions to fill in.

What should you call a bagel that has mastered yoga?
– A pretzel.

Why does the bear love yoga class?
– Itโ€™s a good chance to paws and reflect.

Saw a sign for a beginnerโ€™s yoga class. It said โ€œinquire withinโ€.

โ€œRolling with my OMies.โ€

As I couldn’t do my downward dog even after the 15th attempt, my friend said to my teacher, “Yoganna be disappointed by this one”.

What do the kids call yoga?
– Twister.

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