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Yoga puns ๐Ÿง˜ in 2022

What is a pirate’s favorite yoga pose?
– It is definitely the plank!

Why do yogis want you to work on your abs?
– They want every person to find the abs-tract essence.

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s least favorite yoga move?
– The plank pose.

“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.”

โ€œWhen in doubt, yoga it out.โ€

The yogi returned the vacuum cleaner just
– because it had too many attachments.

What did the yoga instructor say to the criminal?
– You have the right to remain silent.

Why did my yoga instructor make me stand on one foot while I ate?
– She wanted me to have a balanced diet.

What does the yogi say when she gets electrocuted?
– Ohmmmmmm!

“If you fall, I’ll be there”

What would you call your friend doing yoga with the flu?
– Sick and twisted.

What should you say to stay back at the yoga center and not be rude?
– Nah-must-stay.

What do you call a bagel that has mastered yoga?
– A pretzel.

What sort of creature hibernates in odd poses?
– A yoga bear.

โ€œSorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.โ€

What is the most dangerous pose in yoga?
– It is the corpse pose.

What happens when a student refuses to perform a pose during classes?
– The yoga instructor im-poses it on the student.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?
– De-compose.

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