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Duck puns in 2024

A cow and two ducks were really good friends, they were known as Milk and Quackers.

A duck had her feathers broken, so her family doctor used duck-tape to fix her feathers.

The body conscious duck asked if she had gained some weight and her friend said, “You are as light as a feather.”

Why did the duck fall over?
-They tripped on a quack.

What’s a duck’s favorite game?
-Beak-a-boo.

 All the rubber ducks were named, but it was very difficult to distinguish them in spite of their names because they are looked egg-xactly the same.

 I pity the ducks who were pricked by the quack-tus and had to go to the duck-tor.

What is a duck’s favorite snack?
– Quackers

The poultry farm owner made his duck a famous singer and the duck promises to keep on singing until his Bill Withers.

Donald Duck was egg-cited for the hide and seek game as he’s a wise quacker in being sneaky.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a box of fireworks?
-Firequackers.

 A duck went out to watch a movie, starring her favorite actress Duck-ota Johnson.

The drakes were in need of medication as they had an aci-duck stomach.

What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
-I hope I didn’t quack any.

A group of ducks planned to go out, so they were watching the news to get the feather forecast.

Ducks are such creatures
-Waddle I do without them?

What do you call a duck that steals?
-A robber ducky.

A set of six rubber ducks were packed in the box, and so they were called a box of quackers.

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