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Duck puns ๐Ÿฆ† in 2023

A cow and two ducks were really good friends, they were known as Milk and Quackers.

Some ducklings were playing hide and seek when the baby duck said, “beak-a-boo.”

All the drakes, mallards and ducks asked the waiter to get them quack-a-mole topping added to their nachos.

Why do some call duct tape “duck tape”?
– Because when it fweezes, it quacks.

Donald Duck became an undercover operator and became a duck-tective.

ย If a duck pilot went to McDonald’s, he would introduce himself as Launchpad McQuack.

How do you get down from an elephant?
-You donโ€™t. You get down from a duck.

A duck had her feathers broken, so her family doctor used duck-tape to fix her feathers.

The body conscious duck asked if she had gained some weight and her friend said, “You are as light as a feather.”

Why did the duck fall over?
-They tripped on a quack.

Whatโ€™s a duckโ€™s favorite game?

ย All the rubber ducks were named, but it was very difficult to distinguish them in spite of their names because they are looked egg-xactly the same.

ย I pity the ducks who were pricked by the quack-tus and had to go to the duck-tor.

What is a duck’s favorite snack?
– Quackers

The poultry farm owner made his duck a famous singer and the duck promises to keep on singing until his Bill Withers.

Donald Duck was egg-cited for the hide and seek game as he’s a wise quacker in being sneaky.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a box of fireworks?

ย A duck went out to watch a movie, starring her favorite actress Duck-ota Johnson.

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