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Duck puns ๐Ÿฆ† in 2023

The Judge of the Duck Court asked the lawyers and the attendants to give her an egg-splanation.

The group of ducks watched a movie together, it was called ‘Beak A Leg.’

How do you change tires on a duck?
-With a quacker jack.

The poultry farm owner said, “My ducks are very sincere; they are really ho-nest.”

The robber ducky stole the soap, so she was arrested in a fowl case.

What is it called when the duck hits to ball the wrong way?
-A fowl.

My ducks are really good at saving because they have their bills under control.

What happens when a duck flies upside down?
-It quacks up

What do ducks like to watch on TV?
-Duck-umentaries.

If a duck and an elf were crossed, you would be getting a Christmas quacker.

The duck mechanic offered to fix the computer as he is quite good at duck-nology and understands the web.

How do you get down off a horse?
-You donโ€™t, you get down off a duck.

Two little ducks didn’t like their backpacks, so they were told to carry their school books in their quack packs instead!

Ducks love coffee; they love bre-wing it.

Where do sick ducks go?
-To the ducktor.

The duck’s favorite dance movie is ‘La La Land’, he said, “It’s poultry in motion.”

What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
-A wise quacker

What do you call a cat that eats a duck?
-A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

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