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Duck puns in 2024

A cow and two ducks were really good friends, they were known as Milk and Quackers.

A group of ducks planned to go out, so they were watching the news to get the feather forecast.

Ducks are such creatures
-Waddle I do without them?

What do you call a duck that steals?
-A robber ducky.

A set of six rubber ducks were packed in the box, and so they were called a box of quackers.

What says “Quick, Quick”?
-A duck with the hiccups

Two Scottish ducks are walking down the road when one says to the other, “Quack”.
-The other replies, “I’m going as quack as I can!”

The Judge of the Duck Court asked the lawyers and the attendants to give her an egg-splanation.

The group of ducks watched a movie together, it was called ‘Beak A Leg.’

How do you change tires on a duck?
-With a quacker jack.

The poultry farm owner said, “My ducks are very sincere; they are really ho-nest.”

The robber ducky stole the soap, so she was arrested in a fowl case.

What is it called when the duck hits to ball the wrong way?
-A fowl.

My ducks are really good at saving because they have their bills under control.

What happens when a duck flies upside down?
-It quacks up

What do ducks like to watch on TV?
-Duck-umentaries.

If a duck and an elf were crossed, you would be getting a Christmas quacker.

The duck mechanic offered to fix the computer as he is quite good at duck-nology and understands the web.

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