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Duck puns in 2025

A cow and two ducks were really good friends, they were known as Milk and Quackers.

The Judge of the Duck Court asked the lawyers and the attendants to give her an egg-splanation.

The group of ducks watched a movie together, it was called ‘Beak A Leg.’

How do you change tires on a duck?
-With a quacker jack.

The poultry farm owner said, “My ducks are very sincere; they are really ho-nest.”

The robber ducky stole the soap, so she was arrested in a fowl case.

What is it called when the duck hits to ball the wrong way?
-A fowl.

My ducks are really good at saving because they have their bills under control.

What happens when a duck flies upside down?
-It quacks up

What do ducks like to watch on TV?
-Duck-umentaries.

If a duck and an elf were crossed, you would be getting a Christmas quacker.

The duck mechanic offered to fix the computer as he is quite good at duck-nology and understands the web.

How do you get down off a horse?
-You don’t, you get down off a duck.

Two little ducks didn’t like their backpacks, so they were told to carry their school books in their quack packs instead!

Ducks love coffee; they love bre-wing it.

Where do sick ducks go?
-To the ducktor.

The duck’s favorite dance movie is ‘La La Land’, he said, “It’s poultry in motion.”

What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
-A wise quacker

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