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Duck puns in 2024

A cow and two ducks were really good friends, they were known as Milk and Quackers.

 Some drakes were really pro-duck-tive, so a film crew decided to make duck-umentry on them.

What did the duck detective say to his partner?
-I hope we quack this case.

The poultry owner took their ducks to the duck-tor as they were sick.

It’s always the duck-est just before dawn.

Most people give ducks bread crumbs.
– I prefer to give them quackers.

 If a duck was crossed with a crocodile, it would make a quack-odile

Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
-Because they would quack up.

What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?
-One is a whiny toddler and the other is a tiny waddler.

Papa duck decided to take his family for a family holiday in North Duck-ota.

The celebrity duck refused to answer the interviewer’s questions.
– I guess she just ducked the question.

Why did the duck cross the road?
-He was tied to the chicken.

The lovely duck couple went to watch a movie, they watched ‘A-nest-hesia.’

 I saw a baby duckling in the duck house, I guess she was nest-ling.

How do you make a duck sing soul music?
-Put him in a microwave until his Bill Withers.

The duck slept without keeping an alarm but don’t worry, she’ll get up at the quack of the dawn.

We fed a group of ducks in the backyard the other day, and it was really bread-taking.

What’s it called when it starts raining ducks?
-Fowl weather.

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