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Accounting puns in 2025

How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
– Net Present Value.

It’s not a coincidence that the four parts of the CPA exam spell out B-A-R-F.

Which superhero pays no income tax?
– Spiderman – his income is all net.

Did you hear about the constipated CFO?
– He couldn’t budget with his calculator so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.

Why did the auditor get run over crossing the road?
– Auditors never actually do the risk assessment well until after the accident happens.

What is every accountant searching for ultimately?
– The meaning of LIFO.

Where there’s a will, there’s inheritance tax.

It’s 4:04.
– Do you know where your auditor is?

If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
– “Darling, could you tell me about your work.”

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.
– Her friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire an accountant a short while ago?”
– The business owner replies, “That’s the accountant I’ve been searching for.”

If it’s raining really hard you can be sure to find your accountant hiding under the tax shelter.

You know you are an accountant when
… You can easily find the balance (even at Yoga classes)!

It’s accrual world.

An accountancy student asks a partner to explain ethics in accountancy.
– The partner thinks for a moment and relates the following.

What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance?
– A late night.

When an accountant is facing a huge issue they say they have a mammath problem on their plate.

Why do accountants need such big libraries?
– Because they have so many books to keep.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
– Lost.

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