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Accounting puns in 2025

What is an accountant’s favorite animal?
– Tax manian devil.

What does CPA stand for?
– Can’t Pass Again.

Did you hear about the fraudulent Irish Finance Director?
– He burned his office down trying to cook the books.

The student said. ‘ I see. The ethics question is do I tell the client?’
– ‘Wrong answer!’

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
– Depreciation.

Why did the accountant ask his colleague to sit further away from him?
– Because it was an equation of personal space.

Did you hear about the blonde Management Accountant?
– She went to see her fitness trainer to talk about stretch targets.

Where do homeless accountants live?
– In a tax shelter.

How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
– Net Present Value.

Where there’s a will, there’s a tax shelter.

Why did the accountant get fired?
– Because a client asked them to check their balance and he pushed them over.

Why did God invent economists?
– So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How do accountants make a bold fashion statement?
– Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.

Four Laws of Accounting:

Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
– They have strong internal controls.

What’s an accountant’s favourite book?
– 50 Shades of Grey.

The question is do I tell my partner’

What did the accountant say when he got a blank check?
– My deductions have at last caught up with the salary.

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