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Accounting puns in 2025

What do you call an accountant who says he’s posted a one-sided journal?
– A liar!! Under Sarbox rules it just can’t happen! Can it??!!

An economist is someone who didn’t have enough personality to become an accountant.

What do accountants say when they are leaving?
– Calc-u-later.

Where do accountants want to go when they die?
– To haven.

What does an accountant say when boarding a train?
– ‘Mind the GAAP’.

What do accountants do for fun?
– Add the telephone book!

Did you hear about the shy and retiring accountant?
– The accountant is $1 million shy and hence is retiring.

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