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Alien puns in 2025

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.

The moon dropped his fork and stopped feasting
– because it was already full.

Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers.
They’re always raising the steaks.

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet ?
– The looked at the reviews…..only 1 star

How do you put baby alien to sleep ?
– You rocket !

When I first when to the space museum, it was out of this world.

When an alien phone connection is faulty, he shouts, “I can’t hear you, I am Neptune-ing you out!”

An alien is strange.
A random person is stranger.

According to official NASA documents they have Aliens on the ISS.
They also have Alien, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection – all on DVD.

When aliens first meet cats, they tell them “Take me to your litter.”

The alien in Area 51 was so disappointed. He kept pressing the space bar on his keyboard, but he was still on Earth.

I have an unhealthy addiction to space jokes,
– but I believe that someday I will over-comet.

The sun did not need to go to college
– because it already has a million degrees.

The lights on a lunar Rover are called moonbeams.

When everyone decided to raid Area 51, the aliens said “Comet me, bro!”

Where do aliens and alphabets go party
In the space Bar

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?
– They looked at our reviews: only 1 star

When an alien finally meets his friend from the Earth, he says, “Jupiter recognize me, or else!”

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