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Alien puns in 2025

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.

The moon dropped his fork and stopped feasting
– because it was already full.

Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers.
They’re always raising the steaks.

How do you put baby alien to sleep ?
– You rocket !

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet ?
– The looked at the reviews…..only 1 star

Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?
– They looked at the reviews… only 1 star

Asked an Alien why they never visits us.
”bad reviews, only one star”they said.

When the NASA scientist felt betrayed, he said “You d-asteroid my trust.”

When aliens appreciate their best friends, they tell them, “You rock my world!”

A scientist working for NASA decided to never get married
– because she needed her space.

When astronomers finish calculating the time from sunrise to sundown, they call it a day.

The alien got fired from his current job because he was spacing out at work.

When you cross an alien with something sweet, cute, and fluffy, you get a martian-mellow.

How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?
– With a meteor shower!!!

Why don’t aliens ever visit Earth?
– Because it only has one star

Why haven’t the aliens visited our solar system yet?
– Bad reviews… only 1 star.

Learning about space all day can get exhausting. Sometimes you need to take a launch break.

The animal that followed the cow over the moon was a space sheep.

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