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Alien puns in 2025

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.

The moon dropped his fork and stopped feasting
– because it was already full.

Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers.
They’re always raising the steaks.

How do you put baby alien to sleep ?
– You rocket !

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet ?
– The looked at the reviews…..only 1 star

What’s it called when you have too many aliens?
– Extraterrestrials.

I was recently hired by aliens.
I am in my probe-ationary period.

You know why aliens haven’t visited us yet?
– They checked our reviews. One star.

The Orion’s Belt is such a huge waist of space.

You can find the most space felines in the catmosphere.

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
– They looked at the reviews first…… only 1 star

When an alien falls in love with a human, they say, “You have abducted my heart.”

Why haven’t aliens visited us yet?
– They saw the rating- only one star.

What is an alien’s favourite show?
– “How I meteor mother”

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
– They checked the reviews……………. only one star.

The student alien could not understand a thing about the lecture on Halley’s comet. It went completely over his head.

When the astronaut accidentally collided with the moon, he Apollo-gized.

When an astronaut needs a haircut on the moon, eclipse it.

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