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Alien puns in 2025

To make a nervous alien feel better, give him lots of space.

A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.
But, I think they are done by cereal killers.

An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, “G’day cobber! Let’s start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!”…..
….he was an Austr-alien

An astronaut feels claustrophobic when he is out of breathing space.

An alien who parties can be heard saying, “I am having a blast!”

Not everyone can pull off wearing a spacesuit,
– but you’re going to rocket.

Stars go to school to get brighter.

The alien social media is called Spacebook.

Aliens place their spaceships in front of the parking meteor.

What’s it called when you have too many aliens?
– Extraterrestrials.

I was recently hired by aliens.
I am in my probe-ationary period.

You know why aliens haven’t visited us yet?
– They checked our reviews. One star.

The Orion’s Belt is such a huge waist of space.

You can find the most space felines in the catmosphere.

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
– They looked at the reviews first…… only 1 star

When an alien falls in love with a human, they say, “You have abducted my heart.”

Why haven’t aliens visited us yet?
– They saw the rating- only one star.

What is an alien’s favourite show?
– “How I meteor mother”

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