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Alien puns in 2024

When frustrated aliens get too mad at the talkative ones, they ask them to shuttle up

What do you call a large group of aliens?
– b-liens.

What type of currency do aliens use in outer space?
– Starbucks

When any planet is sad, they should speak out and get it out of their solar system.

Aliens harvest their crop with tractor beams.

The interstellar currency that aliens use should be called Starbucks.

What do you call someone who discriminates against aliens?
– A space-ist!

A non-vegetarian astronaut is a meteor.

All aliens with road rage shout,”get outer of my space!”

Astronauts are the only people on Earth who get to keep their jobs after they get fired.

When Jupiter became friends with Saturn, he asked him to give him a ring sometime.

When the alien writer first stepped on Earth, it said “Take me to your reader.”

We may as well have aliens attacking this year. WHO knows?
– Trump joke.

In space, you can keep your pants secured to your waist with an asteroid belt.

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
– They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star

After the Big Bang, the hipster aliens said that Space was cool before it mattered.

What do you call an Alien with no eye?
– Alen.

They found an alien deep underground
It was inside this world!

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