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Alien puns in 2025

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
– They looked at the reviews first…… only 1 star

When an alien falls in love with a human, they say, “You have abducted my heart.”

Why haven’t aliens visited us yet?
– They saw the rating- only one star.

What is an alien’s favourite show?
– “How I meteor mother”

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
– They checked the reviews……………. only one star.

The student alien could not understand a thing about the lecture on Halley’s comet. It went completely over his head.

When the astronaut accidentally collided with the moon, he Apollo-gized.

When an astronaut needs a haircut on the moon, eclipse it.

An alien Santa Claus usually rides a U-F-Ho-Ho-Ho.

An alien is strange.
A random person is stranger.

According to official NASA documents they have Aliens on the ISS.
They also have Alien, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection – all on DVD.

When I first when to the space museum, it was out of this world.

When an alien phone connection is faulty, he shouts, “I can’t hear you, I am Neptune-ing you out!”

I have an unhealthy addiction to space jokes,
– but I believe that someday I will over-comet.

The sun did not need to go to college
– because it already has a million degrees.

When aliens first meet cats, they tell them “Take me to your litter.”

The alien in Area 51 was so disappointed. He kept pressing the space bar on his keyboard, but he was still on Earth.

Where do aliens and alphabets go party
In the space Bar

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