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Alien puns in 2025

When aliens show affection towards their wives, they say “I’ve over the moon for you. I love you to the moon and back.”

When Einstein released his theory about space, it was about time!

Life on Earth is very expensive because it includes a free trip around the sun every year.

Why don’t aliens visit our solar system?
– They looked at the reviews, only one star

If you want to make baby aliens sleep, just rocket.

What did the aliens say when they came down to earth?
Gday mate, how you goin?
– Turns out they were Australiens

What’s the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?
– ET&T

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
– When they checked the reviews it only had 1 star.

When I was reading the book on anti-gravity, I could not put it down.

It is rare to get proper cell reception in outer space
– because it is 0-G.

Why haven’t the aliens visited earth yet?
– They read the reviews… only one star

When the teenage space alien was throwing a temper tantrum, the alien dad said, “It’s just a phase.”

What do you call an alien with 3 balls ?
– E.T. (extra testicle.)

What tech do aliens use?
– Samsung Galaxy

When it was time to celebrate the day earth was born, everybody wished her, “Happy Earthday!”

Aliens usually cook Unidentified Frying Objects in their skillet.

I just graduated from astronaut school. Let’s go out for launch.

An astronaut’s favorite type of book to read is a comet book.

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