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Alien puns in 2024

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
– They checked the reviews……………. only one star.

The student alien could not understand a thing about the lecture on Halley’s comet. It went completely over his head.

When the astronaut accidentally collided with the moon, he Apollo-gized.

When an astronaut needs a haircut on the moon, eclipse it.

An alien Santa Claus usually rides a U-F-Ho-Ho-Ho.

An alien is strange.
A random person is stranger.

According to official NASA documents they have Aliens on the ISS.
They also have Alien, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection – all on DVD.

When I first when to the space museum, it was out of this world.

When an alien phone connection is faulty, he shouts, “I can’t hear you, I am Neptune-ing you out!”

I have an unhealthy addiction to space jokes,
– but I believe that someday I will over-comet.

The sun did not need to go to college
– because it already has a million degrees.

When aliens first meet cats, they tell them “Take me to your litter.”

The alien in Area 51 was so disappointed. He kept pressing the space bar on his keyboard, but he was still on Earth.

Where do aliens and alphabets go party
In the space Bar

The lights on a lunar Rover are called moonbeams.

When everyone decided to raid Area 51, the aliens said “Comet me, bro!”

The scientists’ new paper about new alien life forms eventually didn’t get published. They said it was too far out.

Neptune broke up with Uranus because they wanted a Plutonic relationship.

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