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Alpaca puns in 2025

What did the alpaca say to his brother on the first day of school?
– “Al-pac-as a lunch”

You’re going to be late to the alpaca farm?
– No prob-llama.

What did the teacher of the young alpaca advise him?
– She asked him ti im-peru-v his writing skills.

That alpaca is one of the perufessionals around here that helps everyone in the city.

Which month is one of the most favorite months of alpacas?
– Dechembra.

I think it might rain later, don’t forget your al-mac-a!

What is the family of the king of the alpacas called? The roy-alpaca family.

What does the alpaca say before going to bed?

The alpaca area was so quiet that you could have herd a pin drop.

Alpaca’s yarn when they are tired.

In which month are most alpacas born?
– In Dec-hembra.

You don’t want to fight me or alpaca punch.

Yesterday, I accidentally used a pruminant marker on a whiteboard.

A picnic sounds great, alpaca lunch.

Como se llama?

Why was the alpaca punished?
– For his im-peru-dence.

How did two alpacas keep the profits of the new business that they started?
– By using a fifty-fifty spit.

What do two alpacas in love say to one another?
– ‘It’s time to cud-dle’.

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