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Alpaca puns in 2025

Remhembra, it is what you do that decides the results you get throughout your life.

How do you take care your alpaca’s sleep schedule?
– By making suri hits the hay when required.

Go camping?
– Alpaca tent

What do you do to improve the performance of an alpaca?
– Boos his mor-alpaca.

How did the alpaca learn about the plans of his adversary?
– He over-herd them.

I would love to see the alpaca spit on the jerk
– but the only way that could happen is if I was a fly on the wool.

Wanna go on a picnic?
– Alpaca lunch

Which religion did the alpaca follow in the United States of America?
– Sante-cria.

Which animal does an alpaca fear the most? The wool-f.

That alpaca is as happy as a dog with two tails.

shall we go on an adventure?
– Alpaca my bags!

I think alpacas are wool-y cool.

Why was the alpaca confident about his success?
– Because he had a full peru-f plan.

When alpaca is hungry, what does he say?
– ‘Please get me some machos.’

That alpaca is so funny she can make the whole herd laugh.

You don’t want to fight me
– Alpaca punch.

What do you call an alpaca who never listens to what you have to say?
– A rasc-alpaca.

How does an alpaca greet his friend?
– He says, “Hay! What are you up to?”

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