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Alpaca puns in 2024

How do you take care of your alpaca’s digestive tract?
– By making suri doesn’t eat much of junk foods.

What is an alpaca that never listens and misbehaves?
– Rascalpaca.

17 Days
Till the Alpacalypse

Do you know the capital city of Peru?
– It’s Llama!

How did he alpaca belittle the efforts of his friend?
– He said, “I cud do it with my left leg.”

What did the alpaca want to dress up as for Halloween?
– A werewool-f.

You don’t want to fight me
– Alpaca punch.

What do you call the imaginary world of an alpaca?
– Eupho-cria.

What did the alpaca do when it was angry It banged its head against the wool.

I liked this girl a lot but I couldn’t talk to her as I’ve never met herbivore.

Alpacas are so good at staying clean, they very rarely catch fleece.

What does the alpaca need to travel from one country to another?
– A-peru-val from the concerned authorities.

What region do alpacas love to visit the most?
– Cria.

Where did the newlywed alpaca couple go for the honeymoon?
– To missuri.

I’m having a movie night with my alpaca, but he always wants to watch ‘Alpaca-lypse Now’!

Where does the alpaca enjoy a boat ride?
– In the can-alpaca.

How did the alpaca spend quality time with his partner?
– They cud-dled.

I am sad to leave the alpaca alone again. Spending time with him was fun wool it lasted.

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