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What is the method used to care for alpacas?
– Make suri he does not eat plenty of bananas.

Which is the favorite proverb of an alpaca?
– “All’s wool that ends wool.”

When was the last time you herd of alpacas passing through your streets?

Let’s hunt
– Alpaca gun

What did the male alpaca say to the person interfering in his business?
– He said, “It is macho problem.”

You promised me that you’d go to Missuri with me but you lied.

If there is a wool, there is a way.

Whatever life throws at me, alpaca punch!

Forget the alpaca-lypse- I’m more worried about llama-geddon!

How fast can an alpaca cover a long distance. Within a split second.

What is an alpaca that is mixed with a dog called?
– A Wool-f.

Wool, wool, wool, what’s going on here?

Which is the favourite country of an alpaca?
– South Cria.

Where did the alpaca lose all his money?
– At the wool street.

That alpaca is one of the most tailented alpacas around.

Do you love my new alpaca coat?
– I wool lend it to you if you like!

Do you have any idea what liberal alpacas are called?
– Peru-science.

How do you take care of your alpaca’s digestive tract?
– By making suri doesn’t eat much of junk foods.

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