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Alpaca puns in 2025

Have a llama-zing day!

Why could the alpaca not be proved guilty in court?
– Because of the lack of peru-fs.

Hay, you better share these alpaca puns with your friends.

Lets always be pal-pacas.

What does an alpaca say before going on a trip?
– It says, “Alpaca bag now.”

What does an alpaca say when he passes by your house?
– He says, “I just pasture house.”

I definitely love the idea of going to the beach but first, alpaca towel.

Manure making some strange alpaca puns right now, trust me.

That’s all wool and good.

How can you say that the female alpaca has a good memory?
– It rem-hembras everything.

Why do alpacas spit on those who they actually do like sometimes?
– Because accidents wool happen.

Why did the bad alpaca lose to the good one?
– He cudn’t see what’s coming at him.

You’re my best pal-paca

I’ve got a bit of a die-llama.

What is the favourite dessert of an alpaca?
– A Banana spit.

That alpaca is an expert in his field.

I only sing alpaca-pella.

What do you call the alpaca which sits on the judge’s bench at a court?
– A sury.

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